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12/8/2014 5:59:35 AM
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Worst experience with genitals?
Well for me I masturbated a few to many times on my Thanksgiving break from school and I got this this where a fluid channel gets blocked up and the trapped fluid makes a hard bump protruding the shaft and the only way to fix it is to not touch it for a few weeks. I never knew I could hold off this long without jackin it but that shit I got is nast.
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4 RepliesWhen I was 14 I dislocated my femur from my hip. When I was enroute to the hospital my left testicle went inside into that gap. They popped my femur back in and you cannot comprehend the pain X(
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Necrobump
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Why is this even a thread? *kills self*
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90 RepliesWorst experience I ever had was out of empathy and being a witness. Getting completely wasted and drunk at a party with friends from work. The guy whose apartment we're in decided to show all of the people there (especially the women) just how manly he is. He's wearing shorts and a t-shirt, takes off his shirt to show his bod and one of the women says "okay, looks nice, but can you do anything impressive with it?" He says, "Oh hell yeah, just watch this." and goes out the front door to the apartment. Everyone follows and since the apartment is on the 3rd floor there is a balcony/walkway looking out towards the complex parking lot. He runs downstairs and goes to the flagpole in the lot and proceeds to climb it. He gets to the top, which is eye-level with us and shouts "Look at me mf-er's, I am awesome!" as he sits on top of the flagpole, bare-chested and in a pair of running shorts. Some people are impressed, some want to party more, so people begin yelling at him to get his drunk ass down and back inside. Well, he shifts to where he is hugging the pole and proceeds to slide down the pole, pretty fast. He lands and the bottom, feet on the ground, and makes an odd sound. I look closer and right in front of his face is the flag line cleat, with his scrotum and testicles hanging off of it, right in front of his nose. Yeah. That was bad.
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3 RepliesGirl tore my frenulum (banjo string) really bad during an "energetic" session. Hurt like a bitch.
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5 RepliesMy yoga teacher kicked me in the balls accidentally while doing stretches which made me lose my balance, knocking her over, and elbowing her vagina
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Getting stuck on a table
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1 ReplyEdited by DallasCowb0ys22: 4/9/2015 9:29:09 PMWhen I was 3 or 4 my little weiner got stuck in the bathtub drain. It hurt so much that even to this day, 15 years later I remember it.
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1 ReplyOnce I was jackin it then I saw something on my sack that I thought was a tic so I do all this shit to rip the -blam!-er off which was painful to only learn it was a mole
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Edited by Claptrap: 4/9/2015 8:24:59 PMHow many times did you freaking masturbate? Like 10 times a day?
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16 RepliesEdited by chris mk44: 3/4/2015 10:44:09 AMIn the army, it is standard that all soldiers experience the pleasure of cs gas. After going through the chamber, I stepped aside to take a tinkle out in the wood line. Little did I realize that my hands were still covered in the fumes of the gas chamber. It only took a couple moments of handling my junk for me to realize the mistake that I had made, and I have never forgotten it.
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3 Repliesi often strangle my balls with string or wire until they turn blue or go numb while masturbating
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2 RepliesI crashed into a stop sign on my bike and broke the handlebar on my crotch, no phone with me at a dead end. I had to crawl a few blocks.
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4 RepliesGirl using teeth during a blowie always sucks, also when I was really young idk age maybe 4 or 5 I slammed the toilet lid on my dick, I have nightmares about it still
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9 RepliesSo about a week ago I was just getting into highschool and I had met these 3 really cool (and pretty) girls. So one day I was walking home from school (one of them lives just a street away from me) and they all surprised me. The one I thought was the prettiest (she was blonde,had beautiful blue eyes and freckles) came up and sorta jumped on me. I couldn't hold it back, I asked her out and she said yes! But here's the wierd part. They asked if I could have a group hug (all 3 of them are wearing those tight jean/legging things that are all the rage now) so I go in for the hug and I get this awkward angle where I am sorta behind my new gf and since it was a tight hug the tip of my d*ck was literally in between her ass cheeks. And then I got a boner. Nuff said. P.S. we're still dating :D
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6 RepliesSome girl I was with had this obsession with candy. She pretty much ate candy all day but she brushed her teeth and had some sort of God-tier genetics because she was super skinny. However, one thing she was not saved from was her odor. Because of her piss-poor diet, her nethers smelled absolutely rancid when she got aroused. She asked me why I wouldn't go down on her and I honestly answered that she needed to eat more fruits and veggies.
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6 RepliesEdited by Ewan McNeckbeard: 3/4/2015 6:49:52 PMWhen I was little, I had this condition when the foreskin of my penis was really tight, making it impossible to pull it down. This one day, when trying to figure out how to fap (I was 13 lol), I somehow managed to pull it down farther than ever before. My foreskin started to constrict my penis, cutting off blood flow and digging into the corona. Thankfully, I somehow managed to save my penis be taking tweezers and pulling it back up. I now have a small scar in that area, and I still haven't figured out how to fap to this day.
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31 RepliesEdited by Google: 3/4/2015 3:19:44 PMJust remember that any story is not as bad as this one
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1 Reply*see comments* I'm moving to Mars anyone wants to come with me?
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bird oink chomp! pickle tickle
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1 ReplyDon't use shampoo
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5 RepliesAt a rowing regatta Hot rowing chicks+tights= hard to hide boner
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I thought icy hit was rubbed into a condom. I didn't know they don't actually put icy hot into the icy hot condoms so yea I burned us both
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7 RepliesMy genitals have never had any experiences.....at all. *cries*
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2 RepliesWhen I was in basic training for the army I actually went 4 months without jerkin it. I do NOT recommend this.
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this one guys junk smelt like B.O... Still is a bad memory. *cringes*
