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11/25/2004 2:35:49 PM
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Things that you will never do.
1) Never have sex while playing Halo
2) Never ask for a woman to have a one night stand unless she calls me daddy
3) Never kiss my dog (girlfriend)
4) Never call a woman a -blam!- while playing Halo 2
5) Never say Never
6) Never spend over 100 pounds for a woman and NOT have sex
7) Never kiss a woman after she gives you a b/j
8) Never play with my self in a bath filled with green goo
9) Never call my friends -blam!-
10) Never question me
11) Never say I am God
12) Never do promises that I cannot keep
13) Never have sex with my ex
14) Never reveal my age
15) Never reveal my favourite -blam!- position
16) Never try prawns
17) Never do this again
18) Never tell Bungie Halo 2 is -blam!- cause it aint
19) Never tell a girl that she gives $hit b/j
AND
20) NEVER TRY TO PUT YOUR GENITALS IN A PLUG!
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1) Never make posts like this. 2) read above. [Edited on 11/25/2004 6:38:06 AM]
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Hmm... Sex and Halo. Is that all you think about?
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM................................*sighs* yes!
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Nikman is a very sick person.
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-Never get with yo mama. She is one ugly -blam!-.
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3) I've already called a woman a -blam!- while playing Halo 2 but she understood that I was simply taunting her while I teabagged her corpse. 7) If a woman wants to kiss you after she's done her thing you could remedy this by letting her drink some coke.
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1) -blam!- a monkey 2) -blam!- a monkey's Uncle
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21) post a thread like this.
