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3/3/2008 9:52:56 PM
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I am in love with my character on Mass Effect
I made the mistake of making my character a woman, and now I'm in love with her. This, obviously, causes problems in my social life when I talk about my girl. She is easy to describe, but now my friends want to meet this gun-toting Marine who I adore so much.
But is it really so surprising that I fell in love with her? I mean, I was allowed to change every aspect of her appearance to match my "type," and so I made her an ultra-gorgeous superwoman. And now, I am allowed to control everyplace she moves, everything she does, and everything she says so that she has just the right mix of independence, toughness, edginess (I made her sit down at the strip club to watch the show for a few minutes), humor, and sassiness. Plus she wears hot outfits, shoots guns, has magical powers, and has a sexy voice.
My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed off when she finds out.
[Edited on 03.03.2008 1:54 PM PST]
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I felt the same exact way. I'm not even kidding. Except my character was a man, not a woman.
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GTFO.. :P
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Wow. Wouldn't expect this from [b] you [/b]. But whatever floats your boat.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x I made the mistake of making my character a woman, and now I'm in love with her. This, obviously, causes problems in my social life when I talk about my girl. She is easy to describe, but now my friends want to meet her. But is it really so surprising that I fell in love with her? I mean, I was allowed to change every aspect of her appearance to match my "type," and so I made her an ultra-gorgeous superwoman. And now, I am allowed to control everyplace she moves, everything she does, and everything she says so that she has just the right mix of independence, edginess (I made her sit down at the strip club to watch the show for a few minutes), humor, and sassiness. Plus she wears hot outfits, shoots guns, has magical powers, and has a sexy voice. My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed off when she finds out.[/quote] You have convinced me that this is the best way to spend the 60 bucks I have on me right now.
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Oh ho -- take that, ideas of genetic engineering and eugenics in Bioshock. One-upped!
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Foman you need help. I'll pm you with the telephone number of my doctor. He does wonders. lol :p Edit: Also I'm going to need to see some pics or it didnt happen. [Edited on 03.03.2008 1:57 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S3NATOR Foman you need help. I'll pm you with the telephone number of my doctor. He does wonders. lol :p[/quote]Does he know how to bring her to life?!?!? Maybe we need Geppetto in here...
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Y'know, this kinda thing happened before. To an Everquest kid. He blew his head off. With a shotgun, if memory serves. For your sake, I hope either your girlfriend kicks your ass, or your console goes RRoD.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S3NATOR Foman you need help. I'll pm you with the telephone number of my doctor. He does wonders. lol :p[/quote]Does he know how to bring her to life?!?!? Maybe we need Geppetto in here...[/quote] I'm sure he could whip something up with his 1337 cabinetry skills!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh 0celot Y'know, this kinda thing happened before. To an Everquest kid. He blew his head off. With a shotgun, if memory serves.[/quote]*embarrassed silence* It was a joke..... Aaaaanyway....... best $60 I ever spent.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S3NATOR Foman you need help. I'll pm you with the telephone number of my doctor. He does wonders. lol :p[/quote]Does he know how to bring her to life?!?!? Maybe we need Geppetto in here...[/quote] Geppetto's still alive?! I haven't heard from him in like 6 months.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh 0celot Y'know, this kinda thing happened before. To an Everquest kid. He blew his head off. With a shotgun, if memory serves.[/quote]*embarrassed silence* It was a joke..... Aaaaanyway....... best $60 I ever spent.[/quote] Doesn't matter, Ocie is right. I hope your console does RRoD.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aznb01p Geppetto's still alive?! I haven't heard from him in like 6 months.[/quote]Yep, plays some drunken Halo 3 on a pretty regular basis. [quote]Doesn't matter, Ocie is right. I hope your console does RRoD[/quote]Well that's mean! [Edited on 03.03.2008 2:06 PM PST]
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Creepy. Very,very, creppy.
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I'm not saying anythinmg I have a serious geek crush on my mass effect character and Lara Croft
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarthBender88 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh 0celot Y'know, this kinda thing happened before. To an Everquest kid. He blew his head off. With a shotgun, if memory serves.[/quote]*embarrassed silence* It was a joke..... Aaaaanyway....... best $60 I ever spent.[/quote] Doesn't matter, Ocie is right. I hope your console does RRoD.[/quote] That game is freaking sweet. Except I left Shepard at the strip joint for like 4 hours while I played EaW. My friend walked in, looked at my tv, and called me pathetic.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x I made the mistake of making my character a woman, and now I'm in love with her.[/quote] At least I'm not the only one.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Operation DUMBO That game is freaking sweet. Except I left Shepard at the strip joint for like 4 hours while I played EaW. My friend walked in, looked at my tv, and called me pathetic.[/quote] I'm just waiting to find a used copy for under $40, that is the only reason I don't have it yet.
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You are staring at her butt whenever you are walking from one place to another, aren't you? My wife commented on my male characters posterior....... charm.
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Do you fap to her? Huh? HUH?
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Narcissism is bad.
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Dude,awesome.Who doesn't fall in love with Fictional Characters? I know I do. (Solid Snake,Liquid Snake,ParticleSnakexD)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarthBender88 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Operation DUMBO That game is freaking sweet. Except I left Shepard at the strip joint for like 4 hours while I played EaW. My friend walked in, looked at my tv, and called me pathetic.[/quote] I'm just waiting to find a used copy for under $40, that is the only reason I don't have it yet.[/quote] Don't let Ocie hear you say that. She hates that game for some reason.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FightingRaven531 Do you fap to her? Huh? HUH?[/quote] Thanks for bringing back memories of a certain WoW youtube video. This also reminds me of an awkward moment while in private chat with a friend. He commented that he was going to play through a second time as a female so he could "screw Kaiden". We don't talk much anymore. [Edited on 03.03.2008 2:17 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 You are staring at her butt whenever you are walking from one place to another, aren't you? [/quote]Um... mayyyyyybe..... Wow those Bioware folks sure know how to make 'em!
