Brothers... Sisters. Lend me your rears
The glorious god of loot has blessed us with this most marvelous of gifts.
Behold the legendary cave of light
Gather my brothers and pay your tribute of bulltes, rockets and blood, and pray the cave god smiles upon you
However my brothers you should beware.
There are agents of the evil one amongst us.
They would poison the sacred cave with blaspemous words of hate and scorn
So gather my brothers of the light
Illuminate the sacred cave with the sweet glow of engrams before the evil ones are able to darken its glow forevermore.