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Edited by iShootNuts:
9/30/2014 10:00:32 PM
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I'm an apprentice for the Cryptarch. Ask me anything.
Go, ahead.
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I'll give you fair warning. If you aren't better than your predecessor, I'm going to throw you over the railing the same way I have been trying to do to him.
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Can you give me an exotic or two?
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1 ReplyDo you and the Cryptarch roll around in all the old purple engrams that you gave blues for?
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3 RepliesI wish the best of luck to you. Your predecessor won't make it back to the tower safely, if I ever find him outside! How incompetent can he be anyway, 1 purple item out of 10 legendary engrams...
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1 ReplyWhy does the Cryptarch look like an over-grown smurf?
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5 RepliesHow much money will I receive for decoding Destiny at GameStop? [spoiler]Ha! Like, trading it in.. cuz GameStop has in-store credit.. to use on other products.. Ah!! You get it. He gets it.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat does he do with all the Legendaries he is obviously stealing?!?!?!
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1 ReplyWhere does the Cryptarch farm all of his blue gear?
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1 ReplyDid he find out who stole his beautiful stash of purple crystal balls? [spoiler]It was me.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesDoes he laugh at us behind our backs...?
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2 RepliesWhy does your boss keep giving me enough legendary weapons that I have the firepower to shoot down the Traveler, but I have a better chance of getting pandas to f*** than to score some purple gloves or boots?
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Why are you not practicing scamming guardians off there precious purple engrams [quote]opps I said that out loud [/quote]
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What does his dick taste like?
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6 RepliesI am color blind. Based on what I've seen, though, I assume that this won't prevent me from becoming the Cryptarch, some day?
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2 RepliesQuit your job as being his apprentice, he knows nothing about decoding engrams.
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What are his measurements?
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2 RepliesWhy is your boss a twat?
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3 RepliesWhat color is yellow?
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Edited by Scorpion XV: 9/30/2014 9:45:59 PMI heard he likes to snort a little Martian dust with his morning meal, any truth to that?
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1 ReplyWere you involved in the burning of the Queen's ship?
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2 RepliesWhen do you kill him?
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Is his fav color purple? Cuz he be keepin them all to himself. And that means yours is yellow, you bastard!!!!!
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Does his Rep actually grant any bonuses (aside from being able to decode higher Tiers), or does that number just represent how many times he's flipped me off behind my back?
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1 ReplyWhere is he keeping the good stuff?
