The titan is hands down the most well equipped guardian simply because he has a towel, he and his trusty towel shall conquer all.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have.
You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta
You can lie on it on the brilliant marble‐sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours
You can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon
Use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth
Wet it for use in hand‐to‐hand‐combat
Wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindbogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a bush, but very ravenous)
You can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: nonhitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might have accidentally "lost.". What the strag will think is that any man that can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
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This a personal opinion. Not a fact.
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I never thought of it as a Towel...but this is a great spin lol. Titans are The Soldiers. If the Hunters can't take down what the found, they call in the Titans. If the Warlocks need a placed Occupied for them to Research, they Call in The Titans. If a Titan Can't Take Down his Foe...[b]HE CALLS MORE TITANS[/b].
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Edited by EvilStans: 8/30/2014 11:01:10 PMthat said, I think that the titan is only part of the buddy cop teamup we need. He's a straight laced cop who plays by the rules, until he's teamed up with a wise cracking street smart Hunter - "capey and hard case" coming on mondays this fall
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Best post ever! You sir, get a cookie and a like.
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that made no sense
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I also use my Towel to polish my weapons and armor. #TitanTowelMasterRace
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Is that what we're doing? I'm just gonna dance and do sparrow tricks. That's what Hunters do
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The hunter also has a towel draped over his head! The poor warlock is out of luck.
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How did I not make this connection? Excellent post.
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I loved Hitchhiker's Guide.
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yep you can get shot while I run support
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Edited by zdkazz: 8/31/2014 7:20:16 PMas a warlock I would like to point out all wizards have there towels incorporated into there armor, so Touche'
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Hitchhikers guide to galaxy. Best book ever... Also very confusing.
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And actually it proves that the Hunter is the better choice because he just have an even bigger, even sexier towel! And that why I will be playing hunter class.
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Edited by Dragoon1101: 8/31/2014 4:48:00 AMthats not a towel its a ragged butt flap to help keep the dust and such outta your bum
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Well played, sir. Well played. This must have been one of many subliminal reasons that I am so drawn to the TItan. Never forget your towel.
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"Don't forget to bring a towel"
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God bless butt towels!
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If you're using it for reasons other to look good, it's not the best. The hunters cloak would have more fabric, thus rendering it more useful for things you mentioned above
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A cloak can do anything a towel can do better
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:0 my face when i found out that the line of that titans collar isn't fur
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Love those books
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Towley, don't fall off the wagon!!!
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Seems legit. I'll have a Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster, and a beer.