Dearest bastage, Normally I find your posts/threads to be at least mildly amusing, if not down-right clever. But, I feel morally obligated to point out the hole you've dug yourself into on this one. >Joke implies you picked a big wiener (obviously) >Flaw in logic implies that your wiener is not big enough to serve as a reminder to the fact that you chose to have a big wiener. FACT: You got a tiny penis and crap memory. I am thoroughly disappointed in you on this one, bastage. Thoroughly, horribly disappointed. Sincerely, CrazyItalian