Ok, ready?
Space will leave you [i]breathless[/i]
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That was [i]outta this world.[/i]
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Edited by SubMariner: 8/27/2014 10:18:04 PMI got one for you [spoiler]I'm not a wrapper[/spoiler]
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Have you been [i]blown[/i] away?
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9/11 jokes? That's just [i]plane[/i] wrong. [spoiler]Credit to the person who came up with this pun.[/spoiler]
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That's actually true since the vacuum of space literally sucks the air out of your lungs and makes the blood boil in your veins.
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My girlfriend comes up with the -blam!-ing worst puns ever seen, that's one of her specialties, so this didn't even make me flinch
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Favorite pun ever [spoiler]I like Dolphins. They give me porpoise[/spoiler]
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Hey look! Adolfphin!
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Edited by BioCharizard16: 8/28/2014 5:11:37 AMThe bar was here.... ___________ It's down here now. _____________
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Rain, Rain.... [i]go away...[/i]
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hahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaha
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A good pun is its own reword
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SPACE?
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Students are real [i]classy[/i] people [spoiler]probably a stretch but idk I just thought of it[/spoiler]
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. [spoiler] because they always take things literally [/spoiler]
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I have a pun about felines. Its purrty pawesome. Cat-atonic, even.
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This was the worlds best Pun.
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Why is it that every pun is considered a bad one? I've never heard someone say "Oh, that was a good pun."
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That's not really a pun, is it? You're just making a metaphor literal. If anything, you could say 'literally breathless'. There's no wordplay at all.
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Edited by Legend Onyx Taco: 8/28/2014 11:55:48 AMWanna hear a joke? [spoiler]Women's rights.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm sorry[/spoiler] [spoiler]#hashtag[/spoiler] [spoiler]#isthisreallife[/spoiler]
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That was horrible. How have you vacuumulated any replies at all?
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Edited by The Mush lol: 8/28/2014 5:05:27 PMToo many dad jokes lol
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Not really punny
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Pms jokes aren't funny... Period
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I didn't like my anatomy teacher. [spoiler]I had a bone to pick with her.[/spoiler]