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8/16/2014 12:54:26 AM
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Welcome to the O'Blony Factor.

This week on the Flood: - A wild Space Cat was found stuck in a tree. Thankfully, a local hero, bastage, came to the scene. He was able to safely rescue the feline and return it to its rightful owner. The mayor has just issued a ban on trees in response to this event. - Onion Beetle, the town crier, threatened yet again to leave the Flood and then lead an assault on bnet with the help of 4chan. Verti-Assault teams were dispatched to the scene to negotiate with the would-be terrorist. - Massive riots have broken out downtown in #Offtopic as hordes of white knights began competing for the affection of the Flood's current queen, Otthild. So far, there has been no success with quelling these rioters as they have begun setting fire multiple businesses, including Biosmiley's Poptart Factory. Well, that is all the news we have for this week. Tune in next time to the Flood's #1, non-biased news source. I'm Blonic and go -blam!- yourself, San Diego.

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