So, a Warlock, a Titan, and a Hunter....walk into a Bar.
The Warlock says, "I can get twice as drunk as you guys, because alcohol destroys brain cells and obviously I have the most to lose."
The Titan and Hunter laugh it off, and they all get drunk...well wasted. They go home and the Hunter pulls out this huge bong.
The Hunters says, "Hey bro....I can get twice as high as you guys, because this Mary Jane slows you down...and I'm obviously the most agile, versatile, and skilled of the group"
The Titan and Warlock burst into laughter...and they all get baked. I'm talkin super stoned.
So the Titan calls up some girls and invites them over. Right before these classy girls, hoes, arrive....
The Titan says, "Look, there's 4 girls coming over, because If sex makes your legs weak, then I can take twice the punishment you two could."
The Hunter laughs...The Warlock who recovers faster than his two friends says, "Have fun, it's time for me to study the raids we'll be up against, I'll be in my office."
......That next morning, all three friends are sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast.
The Titan Says, "Man those girls I was with last night were drop dead gorgeous...it's like they both came from heaven."
The Hunter Says, "Oh yea, the girls I was with were really naughty...like they came from hell."
The Warlock looks at both of them with a face of disgust and says, "Well those Cabal that were ramming you both...they came from Uranus."
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#Destiny
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Edited by Kankunation: 8/11/2014 5:13:35 AMIt pains me to see hear such vulgarity from a fellow warlock. Especially him partaking in the consumption of euphoric substances. However, i must commend him for his witty remarks towards the two guardians who were clearly more ignorant than he.
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Lmao!
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So - the Titan calls up some classy- ehrm - girls, but it's Cabal that turn up..? Did I miss a plot-twist somewhere?
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There are no jokes about Hunters! he he he...
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Warlock got 99 problems but cabal aint one
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Do you write for The Big Bang Theory because that was so bad it would easily pass their quality checks. I've read funnier jokes on the back of a funeral order of service.
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cabal females.....dammmm!
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Diva Warlock *laughs hysterically* then *winks* Warlock has 99 problems but the Cabal not one .....
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You story/joke has a major flaw, Titans don't call, they send e-vites.
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Stay... in... school...
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What a night.
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I dont wanna say it but i got horny while reading this
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I can't like this enough.
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Haha this made me chuckle.
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Trololol achieved : gold trophy awarded
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa, pretty funny.
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Lmao! Well done good sir!
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Lol, good one!
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Did not see that coming +1
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doesn't matter, had sex
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doesn't matter, had sex
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Haha.
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Achievement Unlocked 100g - lol
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Edited by Darknorth: 8/11/2014 4:56:06 PMI'd like to be able to meet people by walking up to them and saying hey. Not fiddling with teams and friends lists and chat boxes, etc. I'd like to share laughter or thanks with strangers in the moment, not after the fact. It would be pretty easy to just turn this setting off if you're not interested, or mute specific people if they're being obnoxious. What do you think? Share your idea's here and in a bunch of other threads so it spreads like wildfire and bungie does something about it before launch! (ik this is off topic but this needs to be heard) and Great Topic xD made me Imao