So I have a story, I'm out with friends at a crowded bar having some drinks talking crap. I go into a crowded men's room wait my turn then walk up to the urinal pull out my business and take my pee. The drunken white Caucasian male next to me says [quote] you don't hold your business!?!?[/quote]
I reply to him "it's not going anywhere... -_-"
But what I was really thinking want (go home your drunk you broke all the rules..)
Who can tell me rule number one of the men's room?
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He was obviously flirting with you. No straight man would look at your junk. Eyes straight ahead buddy!