You think to yourself "You know what -blam!- it! I'm going to talk to her and maybe even ask her out." Then as your about to do it she meets up with this guy who turns out to her boyfriend. Crap like that is annoying, but hey guess you just got to move on. Discuss similar things that have happened to you. I'm bored tonight and in the mood for some talk.
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Or when you see a cute guy and you're all like "I bet he's straight.."
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No I hate it when she lives in Ireland while you live in the netherlands.
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>met girl on Omegle >she is kawaii as -blam!- >says her name is Putin >we snuggle >i'm little spoon >we get married >she says she'll sit on my face >we have kids >everything is cool >she leaves without saying goodbye for no reason life is suffering
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Man that flood needs a self esteem boost. You guys really need to get s'more confidence. I have the same issue but I stated to work on it.
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I don't approach women.
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Edited by Ghost of Reach: 6/8/2014 9:54:28 PMOr they like another guy that's that happens to be one of your best friends. :(
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Happens to me all the damn time.
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>Be me >Work yesterday >Cute girl walks past me >Smiles >I smile back >Her smile gets bigger She totally wanted me.
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Girls should be more straightforward instead of... what do they do again?
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A quote from Exodus to Batch last night, while we were driving home: "We should find Chris a girlfriend or boyfriend." I don't meet new people too often and it's always in a work environment when I do D: Which is kinda funny, because I get their numbers as part of working in a phone shop. But it's apparently illegal to contact them in any way with those numbers unless they've told me to.
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My usual thing is I try to go after a guy and he runs away. They apparently don't like straightforward people.
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I'm currently in a situation where I'm trying to figure out how to make the perfect girl leave her boyfriend for me.
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I'm scared of talking to girls still hopefully I grow out of it
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Edited by Mojo1965: 6/8/2014 2:31:02 PMIf that happens, donkey punch her boyfriend so that she may see who the true alpha male is! Then rip off her pantaloons and fu[i]c[/i]k her right in the pussy! [spoiler](~ ̄▽ ̄)~[/spoiler]
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Nah, hitting it off really well with a girl and really getting touchy, and then we exchange numbers. And she never -blam!-ing texts back. Shit pisses me the hell off.
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I don't talk to grills. Grills talk to me.
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You guys leave your houses???
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I have a problem with literally every pretty girl I'm associated with being a lesbian
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My Brain: You know what -blam!- it! I'm going to talk to her and maybe even ask her out. Me: Uhh.. No. Brain: well, why not? Me: Remember what happened [i]last[/i] time? Brain: uhh yeah she said- Me: THAT SHE'S NOT READY FER ONE YEW FOCK! Brain: Yeah bu- Me: I've been rejected too many times now to listen to you. Brain: You've [i]never[/i] listened to me in the first place. Me: And it's a good thing i don't.
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I was talking to one of my friends carina who I really liked and then my friend Robey (generally we hang out in a threesome with it being Carina, Robey, and me) asked her how mike (whom I assumed was her ex at this point) was doing. He hates the guy, so he was being highly sarcastic, but she replied "I was hanging out with him over the weekend Robey and just because he graduated doesn't mean we are broken up so you can shut up". I kinda sank back into the lawn chair and was like "aww -blam!-lett". The worst part is I am beginning to like her more and more but [i]know[/i] I can't do shit about it. I always felt like the third wheel in our trio, but Robey also felt like a third wheel... Which is odd to say the least. But hey, life has it's road bumps, still plenty of other good stuff out there. Plus you get out of the house!
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Married a brazilian. Best. Decision. Ever.
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[quote][quote]You think to yourself "You know what -blam!- it! I'm going to talk to her and maybe even ask her out." [/quote]Nope.[/quote]
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How it fail for me. See a nice girl at a club, bar or walking down the street. walk up to her (In my head you got this be yourself be confident) She notices me Then I freeze can't say a world or even move. Girl thinks I am a weido and walks away Me :( Not even with alcohol in my system I still fail.
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bitches be like.
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Talking to one of my friends...I was about to ask her out when she all of a sudden mentioned going out to lunch with her boyfriend whom she neglected to tell me about. Aaaaaaaaand into the perpetual friend zone I go...
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Um, no. I would normally expect a 'pretty girl' [i]to[/i] have a boyfriend, and others waiting in line if that one doesn't pan out. Just asking a girl out because she's pretty, it's really shallow if you think about it. I have learned some time ago that looks are great and all, but if they aren't real/decent/true, looks can not make up for that. So may I suggest that you look deeper than the surface before considering to ask one out.