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6/5/2014 1:58:17 PM
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You are now Tommen Baratheon...
[b][DISCLAIMER: There are serious[i] Game of Thrones[/i] Season 4 spoilers and potential franchise spoilers in this thread. That includes book spoilers and show spoilers. Spoiler tags appreciated but not mandatory. You have been warned.][/b]
[spoiler]You are King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm. Tyrion Lannister (your beloved uncle), has just been sentenced to die following the death of the Dornish Prince, Oberyn Martell.
What do you do as King?[/spoiler]
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Stand on that table shaking my floppy wiener everywhere
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Pardon Tyrion of all accused and future crimes. Hand Cersei over to the Boltons. -blam!- Margaery. Party with Ser Pounce.
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2 RepliesObviously there are going to be S4 spoilers and the rest of the book series spoilers in this tag. Don't click if you don't want to find out the next few years of the show <.< [spoiler]Free Tyrion, thus saving Tywin from being chamberpotted. Abdicate in favour of Stannis the one true king, and throw the lannister support behind the baratheons, boltons and then take on Danyaers the tantrumy little harpy. [/spoiler]
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Order the death of Tywin instead of Tyrion. That should generate some lols
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Edited by Tartan 118: 6/5/2014 3:52:21 PMSpend all my time with Margaery, obvz. [spoiler]I read a spoiler and Tywin escapes. :D But that's all I know, so say no more please.[/spoiler]
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Eat drink f$&@
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9 RepliesPretty much have no choice but to be my grandfather's little bitch, really. Tommen may be the "king", but he ain't the ruler.
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2 RepliesEdited by OutHouse: 6/5/2014 2:40:35 PMgive margaery's oyster a slurp even after she took a weeklong horseback ride across the Dothraki sea
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I would... well, first I would piss on Joffrey's grave. Then laugh. All in a day's work.
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1 ReplyWhat do I do? Margaery.
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5 Replies[spoiler]Wait for Jaime to release him like he did in the book.[/spoiler]
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I whip out my 36EE breasts with tassels and start dancing like an Arabian belly dancer.
