Comment questions like this:
The weapon to your right is now your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse. How screwed are you?
Ready... GO!
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Gravity Gun.
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My weapon would be my goldfish.
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It is neither a weapon, nor was it my "choice" weapon, but... a lamp.
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The main character in the last movie you watched is now your mortal enemy. How dead are you?
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I'd fight zombies with an iPod 5... I'll show them the prices of Apple products! That'll show 'em.
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My good 'ol shitty Mosin Perfect/10
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My Guitar. -blam!- that it's signed by Lights. I'd rather die
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You changed the OP: In that case.... *looks right* My Wii.
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A boxcutter
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A rusty bayonet.
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A dildo
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Vacuum cleaner. Hmmmmm..
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A table...
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A dresser that I can't even carry.
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Big ass knife. Yes!
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The closest person to you is now the person you will marry and you can't have a relationship with anyone else or divorce them. How does this make you feel?
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A cheap pair of headsets, this will be fun.
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Mucro Algesco Yukkianesa Ok.
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A blanket....
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A bible... well at least Ill go to heaven
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A lamp. I shall light the way!!
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Paper Magazine. Fudge...
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Knife of butter spreading... Good enough
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A pillow...yey
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A desk from about 50 years ago. Yippee.
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My tv remote. It hurts if you've ever had one to the head.