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10/16/2013 5:05:06 PM
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Bacon lowers your sperm count :0
[quote]Research presented at the American Society for Reproductive Medicine’s 2013 Annual Meeting in Boston advises men to stay away from bacon and other forms of red meat if they are trying to conceive. While bacon tends to lower male sperm count, certain species of fish actually improve fertility.
“We found the effect of processed meat intake lowered quality and fish raised quality,” explained Dr. Myriam Afeiche from the Harvard School of Public Health (HSPH).[/quote]
It is a sad day for the internet.
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Fapping also lowers your sperm count.
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[quote]It is a sad day for the internet.[/quote] Sad day? What the -blam!- are you talking about? Male birth control is invented and it comes in form of a very delicious and appetizing meat product?
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Holy shit Ron Swanson must be near impotent then! But he still got someone pregnant on the show because he's so manly.
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I eat meat and feed her meat
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I don't eat bacon so that's good.
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GAME OVER MAN GAME -blam!-ING OVER
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This explains asians!! They eat so much fish, therefore they're all insanely fertile.
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I don't even eat bacon.... it's horrible...
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Vegetarian propaganda and lies!
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3 RepliesIt's a great day for vegetarians.
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Natural birth control!!!!!
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Not like I'm gonna reproduce anyway.
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Worth it.
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A risk I am willing to take
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I don't really eat bacon, so...
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If it's in a balanced diet, it's fine. I feel sorry for the people who had to eat an all red meat diet. I love bacon just like the next man does, but seriously, I don't eat it every freaking meal.
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Good thing bacon makes me sick in my stomach when I eat it. Seems like nature was doing me a favor by trying to keep me away from bacon.
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3 RepliesSo what you're saying, OP, is that in high enough quantities, bacon acts as an effective contraceptive.
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as if anyone here is getting laid anyway.
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-eats all the bacon in the fridge and looses ALL sperm- Worth it.
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It's true; I haven't eaten meat in over six years and I'm so fertile I have to wear a condom when I masturbate.
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These articles are so -blam!-ing stupid. If you eat mainly bacon, then yes, your sperm count will be lower. If you bacon in with a well balanced diet, then it won't.
