I went "camping" one night with about 20 people. Camping, also known as drinking yourself into a stupor and trying to get laid. Anyway, 1AM comes around and me and 5 others decide to walk the 6 miles to the nearest 24 Hour McDonald's We finally get there when we realize we all put our wallets in our bags, inside our tents to avoid losing them. I have an amazing idea, in part inspired by [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NX_MMIkLY&feature=g-vrec]this[/url]. Except I was a little less subtle. I waited for a car to go through the drive through, as they were passing the food I ran out from a bush, which I was certain provided amazing cover. I would love to tell you, I got the food and ran away, laughing as I did so. What actually happened was I went to grab it, the drinks fell on the floor and I fell over, covering myself in...a -blam!- fish fillet, who the -blam!- buys a fish fillet