I try not to get drunk so I don't have any stories of my own, but one of my friends called drunk once. I share a dorm with three other people. One is a friend (R1) from my hometown and another friend of ours moved to the same city. They have been best friends since middle school and the friend practically lived at R1's house from time to time. So, my friend drunk called one of my other roommates (R2). Of course, R2 has fun with this as my friend is talking nonsense. Then my friend asks to talk to R1. We explain the situation to R1, then turns the phone on speaker. R1 says, "Hey Friend". Friend: "R1, say it." R1: "Say what?" Friend: "Say it." R1: "I love you, Friend." Friend: "That's it."