He constantly whines, he has nightmares when we sleep together, dresses like an emo, and most damning of all, he's been hanging out with some older, rich guy more than he spends time with me! What do I do?
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Edited by Arky: 10/6/2013 7:47:03 AMI'm not gay. If you get what I mean... Also, I just got the star wars reference. I feel stupid.
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Run for your life.
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His son will be mine....
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Just tell his bearded friend where he's gone. He's gonna stow away onboard your ship anyway so it'll save you the trouble of being choked to death.
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inform Obi wan of this. i'm sure he'll be able to help
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Sounds more like a mid life crisis.
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on to the next cock that will pound you.
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Play along and get some of the rich guys money
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He'll soon attain a black man's voice. Too bad you won't be around to hear it.
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There's always two sides to a story.
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What a fgt
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He's lose a leg for you (actually two and his other arm), don't worry. If it's any consolation, you're going to be the one to leave him.
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He's only turning into a Sith Lord, he'll be fine.
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Whatever you do don't stow away on a ship with that bearded guy he hangs out with.
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I would not really know to do in that situation.
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He's probably just cheating on you. It's fine.
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Get some bearded guy to knock him into lava.
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sex change?
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give em some head,
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Rape him
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kill him
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I feel this is referencing something.
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Don't let him kill children.