I can't believe how many people can't accept this. As a matter of fact, I'd call it a fact. A fact that these thunderous cretins can't help but ignore.
I think we can all agree that those morons who don't believe in this are the absolute scum of the earth. Those god damn -blam!-ing morons.
If I had to bet, I'd bet these simpleton's alcoholic mothers birthed them straight into vats of crazy glue. There's just no other explanation for how moronic they are.
Express your astonishment that these god damn morons even know how to draw breath.
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Glue doesn't taste that bad....