Pic for Reference: It's his profile picture (I didn't want to link his Facebook account.)
I'm sitting here in Math class, and this black kid seems to be the only sensible child in the room (aside from me). His name is Jerome, and I've absolutely done [i]everything[/i] to try and become friends with him.
Last Friday, I brought him some grape juice so that we could try and get to know one another. He said, and I quote,
[quote]I already have dat shit.[/quote]
(I added "dat" to make it more realistic.)
Today, I tried a more direct approach. I bought him his own bucket of Kentucky Friend Chicken. I said we could share it, and by the time I got back from getting a chair, he had finished the whole thing and was having at the "surprise" watermelon I hid in my back pack.
So far, I know a few things about him. He said he liked to listen to Two Pock (whoever [i]that[/i] is) and enjoys his mother, Shaneqwa's, Jamaican Patties. He also almost "busted a cap on my a$$" for pronouncing Two Pock wrong (I pronounce it "Two Pack").
I must say, it seems like he doesn't want to be my friend. Like, [i]at all.[/i] I'm taking him to watch some basketball this weekend, so I'm crossing my fingers.
So, guys. What do I do?
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Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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Whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew? [spoiler]The black jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber[/spoiler]
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Enjoy your global mute.
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All the stereotypes are taken
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Why did I laugh at this thread?
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Who bumped this.
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Hmmm.... I got it! Halloween is coming, you should show off a cool costume! I'm thinking a ghost with a pointy head!
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lmao! A bit of the old bungie.net is coming back.
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Racists, Racists Everywhere.
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OP seems to have a case of aspergers
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I really, REALLY hope you -blam!- all get karma or something for this offensive shit..-blam!-in jerks.
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Make a peace offering with a gallon of Kool-Aid and a bucket of fried chicken. Then start ranting about how Treyvon was a hero and Obama is sexy. Then exchange AIDS strands and listen to shitty rap music.
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Find the jive-speaking lady from Airplane to translate.
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op do u live in canada
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Two words: fried chicken
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[quote]I'm sitting here in Math class, and this black kid seems to be the only sensible child in the room (aside from me). [/quote] Damn, you must have some pretty shitty classmates if you have to start socializing with the token black guy. Any who, I was talking with my dweeb friend yesterday on campus about Gundam and some black guy came in and continued discussing anime and video games with us. Pretty damn cool.
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Nobody likes racists except other racists, so GTFO.
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[quote]#Floof[/quote] Beautiful ain't it?
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Try finding similar interests.
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Some black girl told me to touch her ass today. Weird as -blam!-.
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You ask for anal
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Chicken and waffles, my man. Chicken and waffles.
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[url=http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/]Maximum Cringe.[/url]
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I've always wanted a black friend, unfortunately where I live Black people and Nerds do not mix ^_^