People never really tell jokes anymore, so I thought we may as well share the ones we know ^^
Can be anything from a knock-knock joke to a short story, anything goes as long as it's sfw! (Obviously) :D
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Guy walks into his kitchen carrying a duck. He saunters up to his wife and says, "Well, this is the pig I've been f**ckin'." His wife says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." The guy replies, "I wasn't talkin' to you!" [Edited on 08.17.2012 7:11 PM PDT]