Why did this make me laugh, i never even played that game. XD

Resist arrest> turn invisible > GTFO

I remember how annoyed I was with the guards in Oblivion. Every time you commit a crime, and get away with it, they get a GPS mark on you, and find you like homing missiles.

I always charm the guards and they let me commit crimes for zilch. I mean seriously, would YOU say "no" to this face?^

The Hero of Kvatch did accidentally touch a goblet while browsing for items in a general goods store, as he apologised to the shopkeeper a squad of Imperial guards burst into the premises to apprehend a perceived burglar. The guardsmen asked too great a price for such a small happening and as such the Hero became enraged at the insolence of the guards [i]'He was known as the Master of the Fighters guild and an upholder of justice across the province, he would not stand for this!'[/i] The Hero then slew the guard folk and was driven into blood rage, decimating the populace of the Imperial City. When at last his bloodlust receded, the Hero repented and sought out a remaining guard to collect the dues of his crimes. The Hero opted to be sent to jail, no amount of gold would suffice for what he had done. At last the Hero exited the jail cell and returned to the world, after five hundred and thirty three days in prison, he was ready to stop the Mythic Dawn and foil the plans of the Daedric Prince Mehrunes Dagon!

Well.. that baby is fully developed.. into a big, scary guard. Pay Gold.. because Capitalism fixes everything

I'm rich, bitch. Take my money.

Slaughter the town in an act of defiance.

Go to Jail - Loading screen.... Pay Gold - Loading screen..... You'll never -blam!-ing take me !