CharacterA is born
CharacterA does a hostage taking and demands CharacterB is released from jail.
CharacterB is released from jail
CharacterB is introduced to Character'thenakedhostage'
'The good alliance' of CharacterA, CharacterB, and Character'thenakedhostage' are attacked and a member from 'the dark alliance' is killed.
Two characters from 'The good alliance' are assassinated
three characters from 'The dark alliance' are assassinated
four chacters from 'The good alliance' are assassinated
WAR BREAKS OUT
A $1 trazillion bounty is placed on character B's head.
character B responds by blowing up the moon.
at the end character b says 'QUOTE THAT WILL BE BETTER THAN LUKE I AM YOU'RE FATHER'
EDIT - i am serious
[Edited on 08.10.2012 11:06 PM PDT]
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Try harder.