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Warning.
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Haruhi rejects your reality and substitutes Her own. Same goes for me.
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lol bitch plz PRAISE BLACKJESUS
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Get back to me when you invent reality.
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Get back to me when you exit the universe to form a killstar with raptor jesus while stopping the universes triflin
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Get back to me when you start an infinite time loop without even realizing it.
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Get back to me when you turn into a cyber soldier, reverse the polarity of a killstar to suck NK Jesus's power saving the UN from the raptor clones of Earth-9, kill superman prime, and preform the fusion dance with Mexican jesus
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Get back to me when you get bored and destroy reality and simultaneously create a new one, all while still not realizing it.
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Get back to me when you destroy all the Nega-Suns creating super cocaine snort all of it, defeat zombie George Washington, shoot Ubër-Hitler who's been infused 1000 Jew souls, AND BEAT DARK SOULS ON INSANE DIFFICULTY WITH. OUT. DYING.
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Get back to me when you invent aliens, time travelers, ESPers, talking cats, lasers, and then bring back carrier pigeons, still without realizing it.
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Get back to me create fur coat made of Hell Panthers, Kill Zeus, Become Hades, Dethrone god, make ice into meth, Use a meteorite sword to block the Nuclear inhibitors on Saturn making Pluto into a actually planet, Unlocked my brain so I can teleport universes, and dodged the saint of killers bullet
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Get back to me when you join a high school for the sole purpose of finding one person, among other interesting people, form the SOS Brigade for the sole purpose of finding said interesting people, without realizing that your brigade is made entirely of said interesting people, and all because you simply willed it to be. Plus, whenever you get upset, you form an alternated dimension where giant blue men stomp around and destroy everything in their path, and said bubble could swallow up the universe if left unchecked.
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Get back to me when you take someone's face, Kill Cthulhu, literally open the door, get the floor, and walk the dinosaur all over Satan's satin rug, become a train, Eat ricin for breakfast [i]without any milk[/i], take the heavy's sandwich
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Get back to me when you beat the Computer Research Society at their own game. Get back to me when you're GOD!
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1. I KILLED THEM NERDS 2. I AM GOD
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Impossible. Haruhi is the only god.
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lolno