OMG, I'm a Miguel Chavez knock off. Look at this quote from Chavez's 2002 grilling from Yereon. [quote]I'm a 33 year-old carbon-based life unit, partnered along with my lovely wife Frieda in a computer/graphic arts company. I'm the tech, she's the arts. :) I have 2 boys: Rafael is 6 and Armando just turned 4 months old. We're New Yorkers, down to the bone.[/quote] Change a few words, and this is me. Here are the changes Frieda -> Nadezda; Rafeal -> Dmitry; 6 -> 13; Armando -> Nicholangelo; 4 -> 11. That's it just change names and numbers and I fit this exact description. I suddenly feel like such a copy cat.