A) First we state that girls require time and money, am I right? -so: girls = time x money B) And as we all know that "time [i]is[/i] money -so: time = money C)Therefore, using substitution, we find that: -girls = money x money = (money) *squared* D)And because money is the [i]root[/i] of all evil, money = *square root* of evil E)Therefore: girls = *square root* of evil *squared* And as we are forced to conclude: GIRLS = EVIL