So, I read the rules (amazing, huh?) and unlike the many other forums, there is no rule for "No Bad Jokes". And while I'm not here to piss off the Mod Shoguns, I just think it would be funny to see all the jokes that are so lame, they're funny....kinda....sort of....okay, maybe just a little. For those that don't read, here's a couple of general rules: No crude jokes. No racial jokes. No -blam!- jokes. Follow Mods' rules and such. So to begin, here's mine: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"