I would give him one of my spare paintball guns and go outside to teach him how to play, then once we both become a professional, we would form a team and win the NXL Cup five times in a row but then he would screw it up and I would take him out back and kill him....OR..... Him and I would eat a snickers while moving a couch, and the couch will drop on his toe and he will yell out as a talent agent drives by and the agent will sign him on a deal and he makes a song "I wanna be your resident" but the public will misinterpret the Lyrics and elect him President, all the while I sit and home and grow more pissed because it was my couch and he took all the credit for everything and I learn how to use an SR-15 sniper rifle and assasinate him. Then I would go to jail and pray I don't get the "chair."