[quote] The zombie apocalypse is upon us. Most of humanity has already fallen to the hordes of flesh-eaters. You have survived because of your ingenuity, cat-like reflexes, and dashing good looks. As you travel in search of food, you find a grizzled old man who offers to give you a powerful weapon. Now is your chance to make a difference in this battle against the undead. You can choose any one weapon, real or fictional. What do you choose and why? [/quote] I would choose someone who never stops talking (we all know somebody like this). Just set him up on a pole, and watch as zombies kill themselves (again) while he talks their ears off (what's left of their ears, anyway). [Edited on 09.21.2012 9:36 AM PDT]