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As Ivan was looking through the racks, he saw what looked like the holy grail of weapons. he turned to the lady and asked quizzically, "How in the world did you get a grenade launcher?" She shrugged, "I thought all gun stores had one." He hefted the weapon in his hands and smiled, "I think this will do just fine." "Good," she said, bringing her shotgun to bear, "Because it looks like they're coming." "Wait," Ivan said, "Before we start, what's your name? It's getting really annoying for me to keep referring to you as the 'crazy old lady'." The bat-crazy lady from Hell smiled, "My name is Clara." "Right, now shut up and start shooting zombies!" Ivan pointed at the zombies which had now started pounding at the door. He quickly pulled the trigger and sent a grenade flying at them, only to watch it bounce off the reinforced, bullet-proof windows and land at Clara's feet. Clara looked down and muttered, "Oh shi--" before being blown to pieces. Ivan stared in shock for a moment and then smiled, "That means I don't have to pay for any of this. Looks like all that careful decision making was pointless!" At that moment, a zombies hand punched through the door, sending it flying off its hinges. Ivan launched a grenade into the group of zombies and smiled as blasted apart, leaving only two standing. He quickly snatched up a pistol and, with a steady aim built from years of shooting cats in his back yard, blew each zombie's head off. Ivan waited, expecting another wave of zombies. After several minutes of silence and complete boredom on Ivan's part, he walked to the entry way and looked out. The zombies had all converged in the middle of the city and were surrounding a skyscraper. Thousands of zombies pressing in against each other, all of them trying to move into the building. Ivan had no idea what they found so interesting about that skyscraper, but he knew that his next decision would possibly change the course of this entire city. Or just get him killed. [i]Should Ivan: 1. Try and get to the building? 2. Grab whatever guns would make a sweet fight scene and start killing zombies? 3. Run for his life and hope everything would work out for the city?[/i]
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