[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JAM Pancakes First of all, I never new my parents. I spent my childhood around doctors the whole time, and never had any friends. Growing up, I was naturally weak and so I had to take drugs to even me out, which has turned out to have horrible side effects on my growth. These days, I barely get any sun. The only person I can talk to is a computer program and some -blam!- coworkers. I have a horrible sense of clothing, and I never want to show my face because I am so pale. Worst thing is, they all expect me to save them from the Prometheans and keep calling me Master Chief. [/quote] I have Crohn's disease, a precancerous condition that causes polyps to grow throughout my GI tract and forced the removal of my colon to prevent cancer, have malformed feet (hyper-pronation that has required surgery), and have an inflammatory liver disease that will require a transplant in the hopefully far-off future. Try again OP.