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11/20/2006 6:43:56 AM
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The most logical use for the "X" button: (w/ diagram)
Press "X" for picnic table manouver.
Imagine it: An elite is rushing the Chief, energy sword blazing in the night. The Chief, clip empty, slips out of cover and charges the Elite. At the last second, as the ELite roars his challenge, the Chief leaps into the air, and turn into a picnic table!
The manouver is of such epic proportions, the Elite's brain undergoes nuclear fission on the spot, boiling his flesh away, before disapearing in a blinding flash of white.
[url=http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6061/chiefpicnictabledh8.jpg] Diagram [/url]
Edit: [i]Image shack host expired. Replaced.[/i]
[Edited on 1/5/2007]
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i wish i thought of the picnic table. damn....i i...i....feel............empty.
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go eat -blam!- out of a bowl
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sounds -blam!- -blam!- mines better
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord of Deimos This is the stupidest theory I've ever read. It's so obvious it's really going to be a [url=http://www.teakwoodtrader.com/images/Table/PatioTable.jpg]patio table[/url].[/quote] Well, you are entitled to your own opinion, but... [b]*stabs Hitokiri 1000*[/b] [i]Patio tables are vastly inferior weapons of mass dementia![/i]
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This is the stupidest theory I've ever read. It's so obvious it's really going to be a [url=http://www.teakwoodtrader.com/images/Table/PatioTable.jpg]patio table[/url].
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Mink, you get all of my internets today. Whatever I have, they are yours.
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i will worship you as though you were god
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Octane104 Dammit Mink, say something that's not f-ing hilarious! I can't stop laughing because of you![/quote] Pie?
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Wow, that is a pretty good... um... whatever, but the X button seriously has to be the shield grenade thing from the movie
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if a canoe was travelling uphill, and a wheel falls ooff, how much peanut-butter will fit into the dog house? well.... maybe the x button makes u solve this question!! heres a 'logical' answer. If a canoe was travelling uphill and wheel did fall off, than no peanut butter wiould fit into the dog houase. lemme explain::: when a wheel falls off a canoe uphill, its counter velocity will roll down the hill in a greater mileage than to be going uphill. it will deliberatly knock the doghousse over, thus making it impossible for peanutbutter to enter. assuming ice-cream has bones. ZIGGATALLEGWAKAMOLIATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thas a real word u know. hey guess what? cmon, guess?
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Dammit Mink, say something that's not f-ing hilarious! I can't stop laughing because of you!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Can O Whoop Az I kind of don't get it. The Chief literally turns into a picnic table? How does the Elite undergo nuclear fission?[/quote] You see, the maneuver is soooo epic, that his brain "Can't handle the truth!" Thus, it undergoes nuclear fission. It's like taking the heast sink off of an overclocked quad-core processor, in the middle of the desert, while burning it in a fire.
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This is absolutley amazing! No really if this is in the game ill go :\
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I kind of don't get it. The Chief literally turns into a picnic table? How does the Elite undergo nuclear fission?
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That's it!!! All Speculations are over! MinkOWar has cracked it!
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When we looked at the diagram. Would't we die? and implode w/e?
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Wonderful. Just awesome.
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It was funny about a week ago but know just stop!
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Wow, I just want to take a moment to thank you for that great diagram, I was having some trouble trying to picture that, but now that I see it on my screen, drawn out so neatly it makes perfect sense
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I am amazed.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] unco4ever On a more serious note I think it'll be to throw grenades....."press X to throw 'nade"[/quote] I think it will be the "L trigger", like its been in the other two games, and also because in the update they said that all the controls would be the same except for the "X" button being something "new", and the "Right Bumper" being reload.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JDrake Lame.[/quote] No, Non Sequitur. Lame is for feets.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JDrake Awesome.[/quote]
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Lame.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BTE Wrong, the X button activates (from the Humpday, bungie revealed that much). You know what it activates? A TACTICAL NUKE THAT WILL KILL EVERYONE[/quote] No, it activates the picnic table feature. They said it was game changing, they weren't kidding.
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Amazing!
