I wish I could be an Elite in Halo 4 Multiplayer, story be damned. The Elite gametypes in Reach were neglected by the community despite that Elites were so much more awesome than Spartans. *Sigh*
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If your -blam!- is that gapingly huge for elites, I'm sure some twisted form of merchandising has created a dildo that will perfectly fit it. I on the other hand will enjoy my multiplayer free of such garbage.