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12/8/2012 4:33:00 PM
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Angry dad
I just started dating this girl. She warned me that we probably shouldn't tell her father about it because I'm a teenage boy and "he would probably hurt" me. A few days after our date I got a message from her father. He just sent me a picture of a gun. What would you send back if you were in this situation flood?
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Reply with a picture of a bigger gun.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaLord77 Send the text to the police[/quote][/quote] Lol.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkBen64 Your dick.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaLord77 Send the text to the police[/quote]
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A bigger gun.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkBen64 Your dick.[/quote] Brought to you by: The Flood.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mythical Wolf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CamCamm Nothing. [/quote][/quote] This.
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"With all due respect, I would love to see you try."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODSTworrior94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODSTworrior94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pieman1178 What did this thread turn into[/quote] You want in? ;)[/quote] Oh my, I hope I can handle this many men.[/quote] You will. I go by a certain saying; if it doesn't fit, make it.[/quote] 3:
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How do all you people keep getting in my house?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODSTworrior94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pieman1178 What did this thread turn into[/quote] You want in? ;)[/quote] Oh my, I hope I can handle this many men.[/quote] You will. I go by a certain saying; if it doesn't fit, make it.
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Kill him
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODSTworrior94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pieman1178 What did this thread turn into[/quote] You want in? ;)[/quote] Oh my, I hope I can handle this many men.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simse11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The D Send him a picture of me.[/quote] Send him pictures of the d. I think he wants the d.[/quote] I L'dOL.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pieman1178 What did this thread turn into[/quote] You want in? ;)
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What did this thread turn into
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Ask him if that is a threat. If he says yes report him to the police. Also I would talk to this girl about her father. If he is going to go that amount of extreme measures then you might not want be in the relation ship at all.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODSTworrior94 Ok. One of the others will get one while I drip hot candle wax on your stomach.[/quote] Well you'd better do it quick, because my partner is very territorial of my body.
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Wait a minute, he doesn't want you dating her because you're a "teenage boy", that implies that she's not yet a teenager. How old are you and how old is she?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] COLONELSANDERSW Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off[/quote] Aww yeah! *retrieves bottle of Jack Daniels from cabinet and takes tennis racket out from under bed* Bend over![/quote] *Runs in the room* You ready for this???[/quote] Who are you and how'd you get in my house?[/quote] Dude you let me in last night when you had that chick over from the party! *slowly takes clothes off*[/quote] Are... you guys taking me from either end?[/quote] You shut up and tie yourself to the toilet while I deal with this trespasser. *breaks jack daniels bottle, takes off belt*[/quote] Okay... but uh... I think other guys are hitting on me *grabs binds and manages to miraculously tie self to the toilet* I need a gag[/quote] Ok. One of the others will get one while I drip hot candle wax on your stomach.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Connor Kenway 99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODSTworrior94 Hey, can I get in on this? *blushes and wears a sexy schoolboy outfit*[/quote] What the actual -blam!- is going on here? [/quote] *re-enters bedroom wearing an erotic police uniform* That's enough, ladies! Assume the position!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] COLONELSANDERSW [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX Keep talking dirty to me. :3[/quote] You scruffy little varmint.[/quote] Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off[/quote] Aww yeah! *retrieves bottle of Jack Daniels from cabinet and takes tennis racket out from under bed* Bend over![/quote] *Runs in the room* You ready for this???[/quote] Who are you and how'd you get in my house?[/quote] Dude you let me in last night when you had that chick over from the party! *slowly takes clothes off*[/quote] Are... you guys taking me from either end?[/quote] You shut up and tie yourself to the toilet while I deal with this trespasser. *breaks jack daniels bottle, takes off belt*[/quote] Okay... but uh... I think other guys are hitting on me *grabs binds and manages to miraculously tie self to the toilet* I need a gag
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Tell him you're trained in gorilla warfare, then turn up at the house in a gorilla costume. Oh man, dat gorilla warfare.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODSTworrior94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] COLONELSANDERSW [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX Keep talking dirty to me. :3[/quote] You scruffy little varmint.[/quote] Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off[/quote] Aww yeah! *retrieves bottle of Jack Daniels from cabinet and takes tennis racket out from under bed* Bend over![/quote] *Runs in the room* You ready for this???[/quote] Who are you and how'd you get in my house?[/quote] Dude you let me in last night when you had that chick over from the party! *slowly takes clothes off*[/quote] Are... you guys taking me from either end?[/quote] Hey, can I get in on this? *blushes and wears a sexy schoolboy outfit*[/quote] What the actual -blam!- is going on here?
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Well Im a well trained killer so I wouldnt be worried.
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Send some goatse to him.
