"I've had it with these god forsaken reptiles on this god forsaken plane!"
-Dave chappelle
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Come here big fella just going to take a little off the top.
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Ah ah haha ha Oh ee ee ee aha ooh ee aha, and I thought my jokes were bad. -Gimme one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off. How 'bout a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil, disappear Tada! It's... Bah it's gone Oh and by the way, the suit wasn't cheap. You ought to know you bought it. -Sit, I want to hear proposition. Let's wind the clocks back a year, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I, I mean what happened? Ja balls drop off? I mean to a guy like me... -Freak ..ahhh to a guy like me, look listen. I know why you choose to have your *ahem* group theripy sessions in broad daylight, I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Batman. You see Batman has shown Gotham your true colors unfortunately. Dent, he's just the beginning, and as for the televisions so-called, "plan." Batman has no jurisdiction, he'll find him and make him squeal. And I know the squealers I see one and... -What do you propse? It's simple we ah kill the Batman. -Hahaha. -If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already. If you're good at something, never do it for free. -How much you want? Ahh... half. -You're crazy I'm not, no I'm not. If we don't deal with this now.. little, Gambol, here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma. -That's it! Enough from the clown Attatata, Lets not blow, this out of proportion. -You think you can steal from us and walk away?!? Yeah. -I'm putting the word out, 500 grand for this clown dead, A million alive so I can teach him some manners first. Alright.. well, why don't you give me a call when you're ready to start taking things a little more seriously... Here's my card.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Makushin [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX1pua2CZg0&list=FLrTekECAL4N2gVL6WXeVNPw&index=8&feature=plpp_video]Here. We. Go.[/url][/quote] Fix'd
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"Bull-blam!-, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!" -FMJ
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"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!" "And i will show you where the Iron Crosses grow..." Movie- "Cross of Iron"
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"Game over man! Game Over!"
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"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do..." [Edited on 08.05.2012 5:36 PM PDT]
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"Get to the Helicopter!" -Arnold swartze-blam!-
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"Red five standing by."
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"Why are you serious?" - The Dark knight
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Squid "Get you stinking hands off me, you -blam!- dirty human!" -Planet of the Apes[/quote] First one to get it.
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"Iceberg!"
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE8KlskLKzc]This one cracks me up every time.[/url]
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s1MspmfEwg&fb_source=message]Right now, this.[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boba_Fett The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.. or the one.[/quote] Why didn't I think of that!? Genius!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AUHSOJ NEDROM Say what one more time, I dare you, I double dare you MotherF***er.[/quote] "does he look like a -blam!-?"
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"That's no moon it's a space station" - Snape jk OT: "Do you want to see a magic trick? I can make a pencil disappear." - The Joker
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"Get you stinking hands off me, you -blam!- dirty human!" -Planet of the Apes
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The entire "Do you feel lucky?" speech.
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GI_Q-HX3f0&feature=player_detailpage#t=196s]Mmmmm, Contact[/url] - The Final Countdown - Some Pilot
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Say what one more time, I dare you, I double dare you MotherF***er. [Edited on 08.05.2012 1:34 PM PDT]
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Goofy Gooper
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The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.. or the one.
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"How disgusting."
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX1pua2CZg0&list=FLrTekECAL4N2gVL6WXeVNPw&index=8&feature=plpp_video]Here You Go.[/url]