Is he gone for good, still here or is he still on one of his "HTML research missions"?
[Edited on 08.01.2012 4:44 PM PDT]
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He lurks in the shadows... [i]of the restroom[/i].
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He's still on his potty break.
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He's just waiting for the right moment. When that is? We'll never know.
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[i][b]The webmaster was reported as MIA after one of his missions. Of course he is still out there, as webmasters never die. We currently have intel that he is on vacation (family leave) with an injury. It also indicates that he may have obtained said injury in the process rescuing his company from the clutches of Microsoft. Of course after such a long time chances are that his leave is a reward for his efforts. [/i][/b] I have no idea. I have not heard of him mentioned in years. It was a pretty good mascot if you ask me. [Edited on 08.01.2012 4:50 PM PDT]
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He always exists
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] arch4ng13 He's still on his potty break.[/quote]Some people ask why he's been gone so long. My answer to them is [i]do you have any idea how difficult it is to go to the bathroom in a Gorilla Suit?[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander GX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] arch4ng13 He's still on his potty break.[/quote]Some people ask why he's been gone so long. My answer to them is [i]do you have any idea how difficult it is to go to the bathroom in a Gorilla Suit?[/i] [/quote] And that one question opens the flood gate and the rest come rolling through about him and that gorilla suit.
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Hes the personification of a physical constant. Anything short of the Universe ceasing to exist couldn't possibly rid us of him. He'll endure. He'll persist. None of us are safe.
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I heard, from a reliable source, that he is a figment of his own imagination, that he willed himself into existence, and he is therefore invulnerable to all but the power of his own imagination.
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*Checks closet*
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I wish they still updated the letters to the webmaster page. Those responses are hilarious.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam None of us are safe.[/quote] Is he behind Skynet?
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I scared him off.
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He burst the seal the last time he went to pee, once you pop...
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He's in Cryo right now.
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Hes like gravity, birds fly, grass grows, and the webmaster is hammered as always.
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He still posts on the Marathon Story Forum now and then.
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He hasn't chosen the right stall.
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[url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b6/Dramatic_Chipmunk.png/220px-Dramatic_Chipmunk.png]You mean he's still out there somewhere?[/url]
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He's still here, lurking in the shadows.
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I think the webmaster is Lukems, as they have both disappeared around the same time.
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcZ_I7v3urY&t=0m30s]it is alive[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Verachi I wish they still updated the letters to the webmaster page. Those responses are hilarious.[/quote]
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To be blunt and perfectly honest, he is taking the world's longest piss. Ever.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] arch4ng13 He's still on his potty break.[/quote]He drinks alot.
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The secret to the immortality of the man behind the gorilla suit and giant foam cowboy hat is the same as the secret of immortality behind the Dread Pirate Roberts. The webmaster will always resurface.