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7/29/2012 6:32:29 AM
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A girl showed up on my porch; what do I do?

I can't keep it because my family has too many girls. It is a little girl that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet. [Edited on 07.28.2012 10:32 PM PDT]
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  • STICK IT IN HER POOPER!! 1st

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  • Stick it in her pooper. [Edited on 07.28.2012 10:33 PM PDT]

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  • Sell her some candy.

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  • really? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA STRIKE 1st[/quote]

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  • teach her to make you a sandwich and fetch you a beer. they aren't much different from dogs except dogs don't want the right to vote.

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  • Stick it in her mouther!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anonymous Moose teach her to make you a sandwich and fetch you a beer. they aren't much different from dogs except dogs don't want the right to vote. [/quote] I have to slap her ass so much that my hands getting tired...What's a fast way of training her?

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  • And so it begins. *cue batman theme*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarceIona really? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA STRIKE 1st[/quote][/quote] In this thread yea.

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  • guys stop making me laugh XD

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CANDYSELLER I can't keep it because my family has too many girls. It is a little girl that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.[/quote] Tell her to shut up and screw off

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA STRIKE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarceIona really? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA STRIKE 1st[/quote][/quote] In this thread yea.[/quote] hey i swore i told you to shut up on like 3 other threads

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CANDYSELLER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anonymous Moose teach her to make you a sandwich and fetch you a beer. they aren't much different from dogs except dogs don't want the right to vote. [/quote] I have to slap her ass so much that my hands getting tired...What's a fast way of training her?[/quote] put her on a leash and dangle a justin bieber album in front of her to get her to do what you want.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MC is a G [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA STRIKE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarceIona really? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA STRIKE 1st[/quote][/quote] In this thread yea.[/quote] hey i swore i told you to shut up on like 3 other threads[/quote]Holy crap, I remember me calling you a stupid, ugly -blam!--blam!-.

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  • Fludz gonna get interesting the next hour. *gets popcorn*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MC is a G [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA STRIKE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarceIona really? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA STRIKE 1st[/quote][/quote] In this thread yea.[/quote] hey i swore i told you to shut up on like 3 other threads[/quote] Yea i heard u -blam!-face.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anonymous Moose [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CANDYSELLER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anonymous Moose teach her to make you a sandwich and fetch you a beer. they aren't much different from dogs except dogs don't want the right to vote. [/quote] I have to slap her ass so much that my hands getting tired...What's a fast way of training her?[/quote] put her on a leash and dangle a justin bieber album in front of her to get her to do what you want. [/quote] Great idea! Still her memorization skills are terrible. How about I keep her for sex right now, and use my dog to make me a sandwich and get me beer? Once she learns how to do it I'll make her do it.

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  • You cant make a parody of a failed parody thread... It goes agains everything anything has ever stood for ever.

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