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Le Petit Chien

Le Petit Chien

6/1/2012 3:29:26 AM
They're disgusting and pathetic. They're disgusting because they don't take care of their bodies. I'm all for eating food, because I love the stuff, but is it too much to ask for some common sense, and to moderate what you eat? And because of their freakishly large nature, they also tend to smell disgusting. I've never hugged a nice smelling fat chick (hell, I don't hug many fat chicks at all; I just catch unwanted wisps of their putrid scent). Sometimes they're gothapotamuses, which makes them fat, extremely smelly, and rude (barely run into nice gothapotamuses). They're pathetic because all they do is complain about their fatness, re-blog "meaningful" things, hoping for some guy to come and sweep them off their feet, and post lyrics to depressive songs trying to garner some sympathy from one of their 100 friends on Facebook. No guy is going to sweep a whiney, land whale off her feet, and take her away to namby-pamby land. As long as she keeps stuffing her face with deep fried twinkies and a big-mac, Prince Charming won't be coming along anytime soon. Also, don't pull that crap that there is more cushion for a-pushin. I'd be surprised if your whole body didn't slip in and get lost in that cavernous place. I just hate 'em. Discuss why you hate them and their fatness.

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