I say 'Armorless' becase, honestly, Samus' armor is waaay more advanced and powerful than John's. But, without it, she might as well be a near-Spartan.
So who wins in hand--hand combat, no rules, no armor?
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Not even a challenge, Master Chief.
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The Chief has reach, but uh.. Samus has flexibility.
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Well, if Other M taught me anything, she wouldn't dare lay a hand on a man. Just stare at him with teenage angst and narrate like a fembot.
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So how can Samus go into a ball again? There is a person inside. Didnt the Chief beat Samus in Deathbattles? My money is on the Chief. [Edited on 04.30.2012 10:37 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xvise66 The Chief has reach, but uh.. Samus has flexibility. [/quote] This applies far too accurately.
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The Chief.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lightning Yuna So how can Samus go into a ball again? [/quote] It's the suit. Guys, what if... They mated? Like, what the -blam!- would come out? Another Jesus? [Edited on 04.30.2012 10:39 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] moar 7 fish Well, if Other M taught me anything, she wouldn't dare lay a hand on a man. Just stare at him with teenage angst and narrate like a fembot.[/quote] I'm pretty sure that game isn't canon...at least I wish it wasn't.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Astinous [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lightning Yuna So how can Samus go into a ball again? [/quote] It's the suit.[/quote] I dont know which armor is better but, I highly doubt that Samus one is way better how you say... But basically, Samus without armor is useless? lol, im pretty sure the Chief has no sex drive. [Edited on 04.30.2012 10:41 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Astinous [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lightning Yuna So how can Samus go into a ball again? [/quote] It's the suit. Guys, what if... They mated? Like, what the -blam!- would come out? Another Jesus?[/quote] I bet she -blam!-s like a tiger.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] moar 7 fish [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Astinous [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lightning Yuna So how can Samus go into a ball again? [/quote] It's the suit. Guys, what if... They mated? Like, what the -blam!- would come out? Another Jesus?[/quote] I bet she -blam!-s like a tiger.[/quote] She'd dry him the -blam!- out.
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Armourless brawl? Is that what kids call it these days?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad Armourless brawl? Is that what kids call it these days?[/quote] It's what it is, old man.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xvise66 The Chief has reach, but uh.. Samus has flexibility. [/quote]
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Clearly you haven't seen [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErU]this.[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lego munkeee Not even a challenge, Master Chief.[/quote]
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Chief, he could kill her in just a couple punches.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] awesomesauce46 Chief, he could kill her in just one punch.[/quote] Fix'd.
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Chief has training since he was six and augmentation. Samus has bird DNA.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PublicToast Clearly you haven't seen [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErU]this.[/url][/quote]sadly. And it's innacurate. Chief isn't that stupid. Or a girl
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PublicToast Clearly you haven't seen [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErU]this.[/url][/quote] Wait, WTF is this? Thats looks like some DBZ fighting, the Chief is a woman and Samus has a light saber? Weird indeed...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lego munkeee Not even a challenge, Master Chief.[/quote]
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I'm surprised people still haven't seen Haloid. I saw it like 4 years ago... and I was late...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PublicToast Clearly you haven't seen [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErU]this.[/url][/quote] I clearly have seen it, I know Monty Oum personally. I didn't even consider it because it's so inaccurate.
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so... they're naked? rule 34 guys...