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8/19/2004 1:09:45 AM
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So, lets dominate the world shall we.
If were going to dominate the world, we might as well do it properly right. If any one has some good ideas about taking over the world please let me know. I was thinking about first buying a nice sized country and turn it into a Halo 2 training facility. Or make a college, and dedicate it to bungie.
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No crap, tonight, I ate a burger at a resteraunt with marinara and mozzarella sticks, [B]on the burger[/b]! It was delicious. The whole meal was consumed while I babbled on the subject of the 7th Column and parmesan forums. Delicious. Now, to unclog my blocked arteries....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben I think we have unwittingly stumbled upon the answer to defeating microsoft... we all know they are soulless and humorless; hence, when they try to understand our bad puns, their little hardwired accounting brains will explode, eliminating the last resistance to our conquest![/quote] Of course, said pun-induced brain explosion will be easier to instigate if they've all got atherosclerosis... hence the deep-fried mozzarella sticks wrapped in bacon. Delicious, too. Another helping, Mr. Balmer? -- Steve's almost ashamed to admit he's drooling... now where is that marinara sauce...?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben I think we have unwittingly stumbled upon the answer to defeating microsoft... we all know they are soulless and humorless; hence, when they try to understand our bad puns, their little hardwired accounting brains will explode, eliminating the last resistance to our conquest![/quote] Sheer genius! That's exaclty what we should do!
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I think we have unwittingly stumbled upon the answer to defeating microsoft... we all know they are soulless and humorless; hence, when they try to understand our bad puns, their little hardwired accounting brains will explode, eliminating the last resistance to our conquest!
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Look you little muensters! We could keep doing this until we're bleu in the face. Sure it's easy to brie'z through bad pun after bad pun. But how does this have anything to do with Bungie? Unless we're talking cheese and bacon?!?!? Mmmmmm, deep fried and wrapped in bacon.
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Yeah, the're whey too blood-curdling. -- Steve's stuck for a tagline for this one....
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[color=crimson]Yeah, I'm getting pretty fedap with all these cheese jokes.[/color]
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Stop with the cheese jokes! If I were funny, I'd make one... but for now, I gouda go... (I'm sorry)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anton P Nym [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stalin the 31st Although our technologies mortal weakness=Fondue sets[/quote] Hence the alliance with the Swiss. -- Steve thinks you've sewn up the Wisconsin vote.[/quote] Personally, I think the theory of there being a link (between Bungie, the Swiss and Cheese) to be full of holes.[/quote] that was corny... or should I say cheezy?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Personally, I think the theory of there being a link (between Bungie, the Swiss and Cheese) to be full of holes.[/quote] Well, that's what I get for speaking metaphforically. -- Steve's trying to think of an emoticon for a rim-shot.
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Ho ho ho, Recon, My sides are truly splitting.... *Place clever pun involving cheese here*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anton P Nym [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stalin the 31st Although our technologies mortal weakness=Fondue sets[/quote] Hence the alliance with the Swiss. -- Steve thinks you've sewn up the Wisconsin vote.[/quote] Personally, I think the theory of there being a link (between Bungie, the Swiss and Cheese) to be full of holes.
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[color=crimson]Have they taken Antartica yet? If not we should make a move to take out those penguins! Japan? Well, we have ninjas, don't we? We can send them to Japan, and take over Russia while we're at it.[/color] [Edited on 8/20/2004 10:11:43 AM]
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theres another prblem tho... what about japan? sony's home country, sony of course being the mortal enemy of Xbox. and another snag; microsoft wants to take over the world too, and theyre halfway there already.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stalin the 31st Although our technologies mortal weakness=Fondue sets[/quote] Hence the alliance with the Swiss. -- Steve thinks you've sewn up the Wisconsin vote.
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Cheese weaponry is in development now-If its good enough for the US goverment, Then its good enough for me. Although our technologies mortal weakness=Fondue sets
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Programmable Cheese bots. Mmm...
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Okay. A dome built off cheese based technology is cool. BUT I WON'T USE A WEAPON MADE OF IT! That can't be too trustworthy.
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Why not create indestructible Cheese based technology, and use it to create a dome. It is then a simple matter of placing it on an uninhabited island. From there we can build armies, weaponry etc.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I think by keeping themselves next to the quarry outside of Redmond, the Bungie team are ensuring that they stay focused on the real goal.[/quote] So you're suggesting we set up in a cold, desolate wasteland, to keep us focused? Sounds good. I like being isolated. Now...time to go and lock myself away from society.... [Edited on 8/20/2004 5:34:27 AM]
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We need to have plasma beams mounted on satelites amed at every country. Just in case.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anton P Nym I vote for the Bahamas. I could do with a sunny, warm vacation right now. -- Steve's been living through one of the coolest, dampest summers in county history.[/quote] Those islands are a 15 minute puddle jumper away from me. Only one problem I can see. Once someone has a big floppy hat (to keep the sun from blinding you), a cold icy drink, and your toes wriggling in warm wet sand.... your drive to dominate the world tends to become less of a priority than keeping the previously mentioned cold drink nice and full. I think by keeping themselves next to the quarry outside of Redmond, the Bungie team are ensuring that they stay focused on the real goal.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben thats why halo2 is being released in switzerland on aug.24th (yes, its true! but don't tell anyone!)... we get their undying allegiance too. [/quote] Hey, my sister-in-law has relatives in Switzerland. W00t! Maybe they can score me a copy. And a PAL box. And a PAL TV. And ship it overseas. And get it through customs... hmm... that's starting to not look any faster than waiting for November. I vote for the Bahamas. I could do with a sunny, warm vacation right now. -- Steve's been living through one of the coolest, dampest summers in county history.
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wut about the moon. if that doesn't work we should have all the countries leaders bet their country on a game of poker. winner takes the world
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I say we get the Ninjas to assassinate every world leader.
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thats why halo2 is being released in switzerland on aug.24th (yes, its true! but don't tell anyone!)... we get their undying allegiance too.
