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9/2/2011 6:21:32 AM
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Proof that 2 + 2 = 5
Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5
Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4
Rearrange the terms: ({2+2}) 9/2) 2 = (5-9/2) 2
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5
Hence: 2 + 2 = 5
This was calculated in Gaelic BTW.
[Edited on 09.01.2011 10:31 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg Maybe we could properly prove that 2+2=5, unlike the OP. [/quote][b]Lemma a[/b]: 1 = 2. [i]Proof.[/i] Let a = b. Then a^2 = ab, so 2a^2 = a^2 + ab. Then 2a^2 - 2ab = a^2 - ab, which factorizes as 2(a^2 - ab) = (a^2 - ab). Cancellation yields 1 = 2. QED. [b]Theorem:[/b] 2 + 2 = 5. [i]Proof.[/i] 2 + 2 = 3 + 1. Since 1 = 2 (by lemma a), this implies 2 + 2 = 3 + 2, which sums to 5. Therefore 2 + 2 = 5. QED.[/quote]If variable A is zero?
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To recapitulate, so far we've proven that monkey + monkey = salamander, 2 + 2 = 5 and higher degree = early death. What's next on the agenda?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg Higher degree = More oppertunities More oppertunities = good jobs good jobs = more money more money = fancy cars fancy cars = gettin all the ladies [/quote] As the great mathematician Christopher George Latore Wallace proved: More Money = More Problems. Not 'Fancy Cars.' Thus, Higher degree = More Opportunities More Opportunities = Good Jobs Good Jobs = More Money More Money = More Problems More Problems = Stress Stress = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Early Death Therefore, Higher Degree = Early Death[/quote] Creating Windows OS = -blam!- load of cash yet he has not died yet.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur You have yet to acknowledge my proof from the previous page. :([/quote]I don't see it.[/quote] It's my last post on page 4. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Don't worry, I acknowledged it. [i]I acknowledged it hard.[/i][/quote] Thank you, kind sir. :) [Edited on 09.01.2011 11:51 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur You have yet to acknowledge my proof from the previous page. :([/quote]I don't see it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur You have yet to acknowledge my proof from the previous page. :([/quote]Don't worry, I acknowledged it. [i]I acknowledged it hard.[/i]
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You have yet to acknowledge my proof from the previous page. :(
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [url=http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/192/3/5/Grammar_Nazis____The_Motivator_by_ZlayaHozyayka.jpg]ehem...[/url][/quote]"At the same tine"? What?[/quote]My point exactly
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [url=http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/192/3/5/Grammar_-blam!-s____The_Motivator_by_ZlayaHozyayka.jpg]ehem...[/url][/quote]"At the same tine"? What?[/quote] Epic fail or pic maker, yet epic win for grammar -blam!-.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [url=http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/192/3/5/Grammar_Nazis____The_Motivator_by_ZlayaHozyayka.jpg]ehem...[/url][/quote]"At the same tine"? What?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] n00b4life95 BUT Ferrari = Feeling like a badass Feeling like a badass = Confidence ALTERNATE RESPONCE [url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CJ73P26BM84/TkXRki7iLyI/AAAAAAAABik/b9UOzui2O3c/s1600/nova-ferrari.jpg] This is the new Ferrari, and this is what it does [/url] [/quote]Response*[/quote] [url=http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/192/3/5/Grammar_Nazis____The_Motivator_by_ZlayaHozyayka.jpg]ehem...[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy When you add 8 1/4 to each side, it goes on the outside of the parentheses, and what the hell is up with your parentheses around the equals sign?[/quote]What I was thinking.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg Maybe we could properly prove that 2+2=5, unlike the OP. [/quote][b]Lemma a[/b]: 1 = 2. [i]Proof.[/i] Let a = b. Then a^2 = ab, so 2a^2 = a^2 + ab. Then 2a^2 - 2ab = a^2 - ab, which factorizes as 2(a^2 - ab) = (a^2 - ab). Cancellation yields 1 = 2. QED. [b]Theorem:[/b] 2 + 2 = 5. [i]Proof.[/i] 2 + 2 = 3 + 1. Since 1 = 2 (by lemma a), this implies 2 + 2 = 3 + 2, which sums to 5. Therefore 2 + 2 = 5. QED.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] n00b4life95 BUT Ferrari = Feeling like a badass Feeling like a badass = Confidence ALTERNATE RESPONCE [url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CJ73P26BM84/TkXRki7iLyI/AAAAAAAABik/b9UOzui2O3c/s1600/nova-ferrari.jpg] This is the new Ferrari, and this is what it does [/url] [/quote]Response*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] n00b4life95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] n00b4life95 Go for the doctrine Higher Degree = More Money More money = Ferrari Ferrari = Hot Women[/quote]That's the only one out of all of these that is correct. [/quote] Not necessarily. Higher Degree = More stress More stress = Heart attack Heart attack = Early Death Also, Ferrari = Compensation Compensation = Insecurity Insecurity = Less Women[/quote] BUT Ferrari = Feeling like a badass Feeling like a badass = Confidence ALTERNATE RESPONCE [url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CJ73P26BM84/TkXRki7iLyI/AAAAAAAABik/b9UOzui2O3c/s1600/nova-ferrari.jpg] This is the new Ferrari, and this is what it does [/url] [/quote]Well done.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] n00b4life95 Go for the doctrine Higher Degree = More Money More money = Ferrari Ferrari = Hot Women[/quote]That's the only one out of all of these that is correct. [/quote] Not necessarily. Higher Degree = More stress More stress = Heart attack Heart attack = Early Death Also, Ferrari = Compensation Compensation = Insecurity Insecurity = Less Women[/quote] BUT Ferrari = Feeling like a badass Feeling like a badass = Confidence ALTERNATE RESPONCE [url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CJ73P26BM84/TkXRki7iLyI/AAAAAAAABik/b9UOzui2O3c/s1600/nova-ferrari.jpg] This is the new Ferrari, and this is what it does [/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg Possibly. I live in California, so one of the UC's would be convenient for me, preferably UCLA. But like you said, I have time to decide. [/quote]UCLA is also a very good university. Since you live in Cali I'd actually say go there, since tuition is significantly more expensive for out-of-state students.[/quote]Exactly what I was thinking. There's also the matter of acceptance, so that's something I have to work for in HS.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg Possibly. I live in California, so one of the UC's would be convenient for me, preferably UCLA. But like you said, I have time to decide. [/quote]UCLA is also a very good university. Since you live in Cali I'd actually say go there, since tuition is significantly more expensive for out-of-state students.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation To recapitulate, so far we've proven that monkey + monkey = salamander. What's next on the agenda?[/quote]Maybe we could properly prove that 2+2=5, unlike the OP.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg Oh, and I plan on majoring in economics, getting a masters in business management, and studying international business law while I'm making my way through the education system [/quote]Good luck with that. UW is worth considering, as it's one of the highest rated public universities in the country. Sounds like you have plenty of time to decide where to attend, though.[/quote]Possibly. I live in California, so one of the UC's would be convenient for me, preferably UCLA. But like you said, I have time to decide.
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To recapitulate, so far we've proven that monkey + monkey = salamander. What's next on the agenda?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg Higher degree = More oppertunities More oppertunities = good jobs good jobs = more money more money = fancy cars fancy cars = gettin all the ladies [/quote] As the great mathematician Christopher George Latore Wallace proved: More Money = More Problems. Not 'Fancy Cars.' Thus, Higher degree = More Opportunities More Opportunities = Good Jobs Good Jobs = More Money More Money = More Problems More Problems = Stress Stress = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Early Death Therefore, Higher Degree = Early Death [Edited on 09.01.2011 11:40 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg And neither are animals. [/quote]I already went through this. Mathematics = Science Biology = Science Mathematics = Biology Biology = Study of Life Animals = Life Mathematics = Study of Animals
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg Higher degree = More oppertunities More oppertunities = good jobs good jobs = more money more money = fancy cars fancy cars = gettin all the ladies[/quote]Opportunities*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg That's the only one out of all of these that is correct. [/quote]It's funny because he's wrong.[/quote][url=http://vnexpress.net/Files/Subject/3B/9E/E4/DD/F50_2.jpg]Proofs for the goofs[/url][/quote]That's an image, it's not based on mathematics.[/quote]And neither are animals.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4zyd4wg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] n00b4life95 Go for the doctrine Higher Degree = More Money More money = Ferrari Ferrari = Hot Women[/quote]That's the only one out of all of these that is correct. [/quote] Not necessarily. Higher Degree = More stress More stress = Heart attack Heart attack = Early Death Also, Ferrari = Compensation Compensation = Insecurity Insecurity = Less Women[/quote] Higher degree = More oppertunities More oppertunities = good jobs good jobs = more money more money = fancy cars fancy cars = gettin all the ladies [Edited on 09.01.2011 11:35 PM PDT]
