Wait, what? "I am responsible for large swathes of the artificial intelligence in our games. Yes, if a Marine drives you off a cliff in Halo 3, I am sitting somewhere chuckling." You are laughing at us because we are being victimized by your lack of talent? And your most memorable moment at Bungie is witnessing someone else fix your AI bug. Do you actually do any work at Bungie or do you just sit around talking to fans all day?