Thank you guys for all the success of this thread and like I promised, I will post the top 25 best reasons i've seen. Here they are:
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25) You know that "Johnson knows what ladies like"
- xImpulse Sniper
24) When you know the Arbiter's real name
- Halo Fan 569
23) When you're bored of Halo, you play more Halo.
- BenjaminViolence
22) When you are afraid to step outside for fear of being killed by the guardians
- Belisarius
21)When you respond to this thread
- SirSire
20)when your car flips over you think you can flip it back up
- spartan w 007
19)...when you call your girlfriend Cortana
- aCOKE N aSMiLE
18)When the only reason you became an Aerospace Engineering major is to design the worlds first purple Banshee.
- S to that izzo
17)When you think you can make that jump
- FoSTOSHman
16)in geography you answer the question "what is the biggest city in africa?" whit "new mombassa"
- dceddy7
15)The weatherman warns of Flood and you pull out your shotgun
xD
- NoodleRaptor
14)When there's 1 minute left on the microwave timer and you say "1 minute remaining" in the matchmaking accent
- Falran
13)when arby and the chief has rendered you incapable of saying don't; you say dun instead.
- MikeW781
12)When you wake up next to a fat chick and say what a bad spawn
- iSnowboard11
11)when warthogs, falcons, hornets, and everything else are no longer animals
- Guthixs revenge
10)When someone gives you a boiling cup of water and says T-Bag this and you end up in the ER. Misunderstood the concept.
- BIGB EC
9)I can comfortably talk about Halo with my lady friends
- Shclick15 (aka the envy of all halo nerds out there)
8)You know your addicted to Halo when you get shot, and your on your deathbed, with your family and friends around you and say:
"Dun warry guyz, I haz unlimited lifez."
- i Jagged i
7) You teabag someone who's lying down
- EachToxic wolf
6)Anything posted by Zippy Zee Zoola
5)If you think what Master Chief's face looks like is as interesting as Kakashi's face...
Yeah, Naruto reference, I'm a nerd
- ketchupoball
4)if you are still playing halo after mw2 came out
- PlzzN0sCop3me
3)When you come home late and crouch walk to avoid detection
- posted by many members
2) You know you're addicted to Halo when you still play it despite:
Cheaters Online
Outdated 2001 Hud
480p graphics with no AA at 30fps and super jaggies
It's an entry level FPS series with easy auto aiming
The story makes no sense and contradicts itself
The last few games had no master chef
Online is full of 12 year olds and you are older now
You defend it and blindingly buy everything related to it despite these flaws
- kipzmud
and number 1 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis......................
*drumroll*
*explosion*
*gunshots*
1) ...When you sit and read the whole thread.
- posted by many members, but the first to do so was Awe of She x
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I'd also like to point out an interesting convo me and LOlx THM xlOL. Here it is:
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Him: I think he means that he considers his teacher a camper because they stay in one classroom all day.
Me:So Recess is Sandbox?
Him:And geography is forge
Me:And Computer Class is Theatre
Him:and history is campaign.
Me:And the Principal is a Prophet.
Him: the busses are the phantoms
Me: And Elementary students are Grunts, Middle Schoolers are Elites, High Schoolers are Brutes.
Him: And collage students are spartans
Me: Why can't this actually happen in real life?
Him: yes, why can't it:)
Him: you know your addicted to halo when you have a conversation like this one
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Thanks for reading. i'll post up Honorable mentions later.
My first posts are right below:
1) You are more familiar with the UNSC than the USMC.
2) You think Cortana's voice sounds sexy.
3) You have a lifesize Master Chief in your living room, but not a lamp.
[Edited on 11.22.2010 8:10 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] smog321 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo Fan 569 When you know the Arbiter's real name.[/quote] i did but i cant remember it.[/quote] Thel Vadamee... no halopedia, just knew it Rtas Vadumee- the Silver Shipmaster with the half mandible in H3 Obsessed?!?
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lolololol i r know wut u r mean. dun wurry it r b k in teh end
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8)You know your addicted to Halo when you get shot, and your on your deathbed, with your family and friends around you and say: "Dun warry guyz, I haz unlimited lifez." lol thats funny
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When you do Halo 3: Odst on legendary yelling out threats that should not be repeated and yet you still play *cough* personal experiences *cough* [Edited on 05.11.2011 5:41 PM PDT]
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When you call both of your cats Arby and Chief. Yes, I love my cats.
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you know you're addicted to halo when someone trip and falls and you immediately go and teabag them
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You know you're addicted that, when you close youre eyes, Matchmaking moments fly through your mind. What? ARRGGHHH I'm addicted!
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When you still play this game 4 years after release and someone mentions Halo and you go "Oh Halo 3 yeah it's awesome" and they are like 'I was talking about Reach" and you are like 'Reach what?"
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You're driving and Cortana pops into your head. You start seeing blue, you move slowly and your sensitivity drops down to .5 ...
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good read.
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All right, I highly enjoyed that!!!
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..When you go to sleep thinking about how you're gonna get your 50 the next day.
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In 3 months, this thread will be a year old. Wow...
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When you know the true face of Master Chief.
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When you want to put on your gravestone "Respawning in 3...2...1..."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup Whenever you throw a grenade(in Halo), you look in the direction it's thrown just like your Spartan would.[/quote] I once did a trick jump, and jumped off my chair and hurt myself.
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Am I the only one to do 15?..
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Whenever you throw a grenade(in Halo), you look in the direction it's thrown just like your Spartan would.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] smog321 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo Fan 569 When you know the Arbiter's real name.[/quote] -1) When you have the Halopedia. So that way you can look up Arbiter's real name. *goes to check right now* Huh, so that's what it is.[/quote] Yes, but you definitly know you play too much Halo when you know he changed it twice.[/quote] 0_0. You know you're addicted to Halo if your name is Halo Fan 569.[/quote] Yeah...[/quote] Sooooo....about Chief. What's his real name?[/quote] its john 117 or sierra 117[/quote] Sierra 117 is a Frigate. And John 117 is just the name they gave him for the Spartan III project. or so I've been told. I mean it's not like i'm addicted to Halo or something.[/quote] You know you're addicted to Halo when you reply to (^^^) with: Sierra 117 is a frigate and a name for him, Sierra being the military phonetic for S. Sierra 117 = S117 = Spartan 117 = John 117 = Master Chief = Epic = Halo [Edited on 04.25.2011 7:34 PM PDT]
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I read this and though: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqmnbifocGI]*[/url]
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This is beast but when your mom tells you to get out of the shower you say [i]ten seconds remaing[/i]in the matchmaking accent You refuse a -blam!- from a pronstar to play reach
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another reason, being a Halo nerd (Im often am one) [Edited on 04.23.2011 1:30 PM PDT]
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I use Halo quotes on Facebook.
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add me fools! i am shocktrooper91
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hahaha thats funny when you steal a sword from the museum and get a sword spree!!!
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Haha what a great thread. That was class.