Mine is "If you ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got balls"--Buck, Halo 3 ODST.
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"If hungry eat jakal!" - anonymous grunt in Halo 2
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"Sergeant Major Avery Junior BLOW-the-hell-out-of-yo-alien-ass Johnson, reporting for duty." Gotta love having Sgt.Johnson as your firefight voice.
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Things look different.. without the Prophet's lies clouding my vision. I would like to see our homeworld..to know that it is safe. Fear not, for we have made it so. By your word, Arbiter. Take us home.
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"I...I am a monument to all your sins"
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"Relax, you might piss this thing off" - Chief
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"Forklift beats everything!" -No one
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my favorite was in halo3 the covenant when your at the end arbiter: -blam!- you will be silent! And kills the profit!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] porkflvrdcigar I shall light this cleansing flame, and burn a path into the divine beyond Regret. I know it's an enemy line but regrets kinda cool[/quote]" I shall light this holy ring, release its cleansing flame, and burn a path into the divine beyond"
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"John, you are the demons."
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Was just playing some Halo CE Legendary co-op, and two of my favorites made me think of this thread. Favorite quote: [b]"Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a--blam!- machine, or a giant hula hoop"[/b] - Sergent Johnson Dumbest (and therefore other favorite) quote: [b]"This cave is not a natural formation. Someone built it, so it must lead somewhere."[/b] um...DERRRR Cortana did you nee all your AI smarts to make that brilliant deduction???? Haha, I love it. I dit not read all 81 pages, so people prolly said both of these already :) [Edited on 07.05.2012 7:57 PM PDT]
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"I will rip out your heart, and show it to your DYING EYES!" -Mickey "I will tear off your arms, and play bonggos on your head!" -Dutch "Negative ma'm! They are NOT Covenant! COVER THAT DOORWAY!" -KIA Marine (this one gave me flood fear again) "Cook the b*st*rd" -Pete Stacker "Negative. I have the gun. Good luck sir." -6 "By the prophets, what have these brutes done?! *angry* They have shed our brother's blood, and for THAT they must [b]DIE!!![/b]" -Spec op elite "Not bad spartan. I saw THAT explosion from orbit." -Rtas vadum "Rrrrrrrrrg. GrrrRRRRRRRRRRg. rrrrg. UH?! RHEEEEEEEEH! NOOOOOOOOO!." -Pissing brute "Not bad" -Jun (lol imagine the meme face) [Edited on 07.02.2012 9:37 PM PDT]
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"Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" Avery J. Johnson
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SyK0sAm [i]"Please follow closely, this porthole is the first of ten"[b] 343 Guilty Spark, "The Library", Halo: CE[/b][/i][/quote] "Were it so easy."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] grey101 Im sorry guys but i just have to do this. Terminal 7 "[i][b] You don't know the contortions I had to go through to follow you here, Reclaimer. I know what you're here for. What position do I take? Will I follow one betrayal with another? You're going to say I'm making a habit of turning on my masters. But the one that destroyed me long ago, in the upper atmosphere of a world far distant from here, was an implement far cruder than I. My weakness was capacity - unintentional though it was! - to choose the Flood. A mistake my makers would not soon forgive. But I want something far different from you, Reclaimer. Atonement. And so here at the end of my life, I do once again betray a former master. The path ahead is fraught with peril. But I will do all I can to keep it stable - keep you safe. I'm not so foolish to think this will absolve me of my sins. One life hardly balances billions. But I would have my masters know that I have changed. And you shall be my example. [/i][/b]"[/quote] This is by far one of my favorites.
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[i]"Please follow closely, this porthole is the first of ten"[b] 343 Guilty Spark, "The Library", Halo: CE[/b][/i] Heard that again recently while attempting the [i]"That Just Happened"[/i] achievement. It certainly was quite unnerving. [Edited on 07.02.2012 2:40 PM PDT]
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These two: "Sir, permission to leave the station!" "For what purpose, Master Chief?" "To give the Covenant back their bomb." "This is Spartan 117, can anyone hear me, over?" "Isolate that signal! Master Chief? Mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?" "Sir. Finishing this fight." Also, when Kurt is all like "Spartans never die," and the BEEP BEEP WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOOOOOM <[i]I help because that is who I am[/i]>
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The Marine/Trooper yell. God, they're misery is hilarious. Or when you take a weapon from them and they have a bad taste for the one you traded.
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"All cruisers fire at will burn their mongrel hides!" From the Elite Shipmaster, Halo 3
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"If they came to hear me beg, they will be disappointed ." -Thel Vadam
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"Wake me.... when you need me." My twist: "Wake me...... When Halo 4 comes out."
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waL8K2SGR1M]I laugh every time[/url]
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That first part of Spark finally losing it. [quote][i]UNACCEPTABLE! UNACCEPTABLE! ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE! PROTOCOL DICTATES ACTION! I SEE NOW THAT HELPING YOU WAS WRONG![/i][/quote]
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Didn't realize this thread turned 2 years old on Porch Day :D
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"Your architecture isn't all that different from the Autumns." - Cortana
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"Hard to believe he's gone..." "Were it so easy"
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I think it's safe to say Halo has some pretty good writers. Mine was: "They let me pick, did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw... but me. Can you guess? Luck. Was I wrong?" Or at least that's my favorite idea.