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9/26/2005 10:26:36 PM
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Your Strangest Injuries
My toe blew up yesterday, it just swelled up and pop and started bleeding, weird stuff. post your strange injuries!
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My friends toe broke and he didnt get a cast so it healed backwords so it is opposite then all the other toes.
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Me and my brother had a head-on collision while running in the hallway of my house in opposite directions. My kneecap moved onto the side od my leg until about ten minutes later when it popped, painfully, back into place. My knee pops every time I move it now. [Edited on 9/26/2005]
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At Sounds of the Underground, I got slammed into a 300 lb gorilla in a mosh pit and I got a minor concussion. My head swelled up a day after, and my scalp went red. It was cool.
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I was fishing for salmon in the Little Susitna River. As I casted out two fisherman snagged either side of my nostrils with pixies nearly at the same time. One was pink and the other neon green. The pink one was in my left nostril and was ripped out by the fisherman. It split my nose open. The other fisherman realized he had snagged me, but because the barb was inside my nose, they had to push it through and cut off the barb before removing it. It didn't bleed or hurt that bad, but there was some pain and some blood.
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Not so much a strange injury, nor mine. But in the summer of `94, I was playing a game of tackle football with some friends and non-friends in a field. My buddy and I were both wide receivers on opposite ends of the huddle. Anyway, he and I had decided to run about 10 yards deep then cut in and pass each other close enough ot make a screening play to stop our defenders (not nice, but hey, no ref either). The ball was hiked, we did exactly as planned and the ball was passed deep to some other receiver. Well, as we passed each other running, our defenders were watching the ball, not their direction and they ran into each other at full speed. It was spectacular. The one guy got up and he was holding his chin. My defender got up as if nothing had happened. I was about 6 feet from him, and I couldn't figure out what that big white space was on his forhead. He could tell I had this "wtf" look on my face, so he asked me what was the problem. As soon as he said that, all this blood came gushing out from the white space- it was his skull I was looking at. I mean, the blood just cascaded down his face like an open faucet. He went ape. We had to tackle him and pin him down, wrapped his head with one of our shirts and took him to the hospital were there stapled him up nicely. The good ol' days.
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ive dislokated my knee cap, both abkles, both hips, both shoulders, both wrists, and all ten fingers.(when i walk my legs pop realy loud)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grindstone In the summer of `98, I was with a bunch of friends playing on a slip-n-slide that we had sufficiently lubed up with soapy liquids. We were doing tricks and stuff. So I announced that I was going to do three 360 spins before coming to the end. I ran, planted and spun onto the slide, but my foot when it planted did somehitng that did not feel natural. I only did about 1 1/2 spins and my buddies and chicks were laughing at me. I was holding onto the end of my toes with both hands cause they hurt. With my back to the friends, i opened my hand and my big toe flopped away from my foot. It was still attached, but I had torn the skin and muscles attaching my big toe to the foot. It was as if someone had taken an axe and split down the middle of my foot. It was freaky and bloody. Scared the hell out of the chicks. Anwyay, my buddies picked my up and drove me to the hospital where they sewed me up. Nice scar, cool story.[/quote] holy -blam!-! thats nasty! :X
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These are good stories! Let's see if I have another one................. Got one, it was around Halloween and I was helping my grandma carve pumpkins. The knife slipped and cut a perfect line down the life-line on my hand. Kind of creepy.
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In the summer of `98, I was with a bunch of friends playing on a slip-n-slide that we had sufficiently lubed up with soapy liquids. We were doing tricks and stuff. So I announced that I was going to do three 360 spins before coming to the end. I ran, planted and spun onto the slide, but my foot when it planted did somehitng that did not feel natural. I only did about 1 1/2 spins and my buddies and chicks were laughing at me. I was holding onto the end of my toes with both hands cause they hurt. With my back to the friends, i opened my hand and my big toe flopped away from my foot. It was still attached, but I had torn the skin and muscles attaching my big toe to the foot. It was as if someone had taken an axe and split down the middle of my foot. It was freaky and bloody. Scared the hell out of the chicks. Anwyay, my buddies picked my up and drove me to the hospital where they sewed me up. Nice scar, cool story.
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ive had so many strange injuries i cant even remember any of them....
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I broke two toes when I kicked a footrest.
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I ate a sandwhich that had a tiny metal ball(I was fishing : /) in it...that was a bad night...
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had a weird cut on my top hand bone(that connects to my middle finger). I ignored it but then 3 hours later the wound is completly healed. it healed, i must have regeertabale abilities, LET'S TRY THE WHOLE HAND THIS TIME! ... Anyone have an axe?
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dunno bout no injuries, just think your Peter Griffin pic is awesome : )
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i traded my kneecap to Juan_the_wizard for a klondike bar.....lol thats strange...u try walkin w/o a knee! [Edited on 9/26/2005]
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One of my left rib bones ppush at my skin, so instead of curbing like the normal rib does, it curves, then takes a 180. It's not real noticable though. I have no clue why it's like that.
