JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

Service Warning
We are actively investigating issues impacting players' ability to sign in to Destiny on PlayStation 4. Until resolved, players may experience disconnects or be unable to sign in.
OffTopic
0
Texas Ben

Texas Ben

9/1/2005 3:22:17 AM
So I went into the store to buy a 20oz soda and it turned out it was a 16oz soda! WTF! so screamed LST! at the top of my lungs, which angered the sasquatch luonging nearby. She began to chase me, screaming "BANG BANG" at the top of her lungs. I ran until I crashed into shirt guy. He made me stick sausage down crack guy's pants. So... Noone better have gotten those.

Edit Preview Cancel

preload icon
preload icon
preload icon
You are not allowed to view this content.