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8/26/2005 3:03:37 AM
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Haircut places are evil.

I walk into the haircut place and tell them I want a haircut. So they tell me to wait for 20 minutes. Lucky me, because everyone who came after me had to wait from 45-75 minutes. Anywho, after watching this little girl stare at me in fear for awhile, I finally got called up. Yes sir, I was the "chosen one" and I was about to be a couple pounds less. So they sit me in the chair and here is where I give you the scenario through dialogue. Lady: How do you want your hair cut? Me: Shorter. Lady: Short of the top or just the bottom? Me: Just shorter. Lady: What number? Me: What the devil are you talking about? Lady: What number of razor? Me: Uhh, How many razors do you have and why do I care? Lady: No, that means how short it is. The lower the number, the sho- Me: Whatever, I don't know. I have no opinion. Random guy: Pick 3. Me: Ok, 3. *Clip clip* At this point, I notice that my hair is much shorter..in fact, it looks buzzed. My horror had reached new heights. Lady: Alright, do you want it shorter? Me: No. Lady: Okay then. *Blow dries* Lady: Now I'll just take a little more off the top. Me: What? NO! NO! I WILL STAB THOSE SCISSORS RIGHT THROUGH YOUR EYE AND START SNIPPING! Lady: Okay. *Snip snip* Me: No tip for you! I would also like to mention that when I was sprayed by the bottle of doom, they managed to hit me in the face several times. So for the rest of the time (since I was practically tied down) I had to sit there with water running down my face...actually, it was more like a leisurely walk down my face, while yanking out grass at the same time.
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  • In my experience it seems that anyone qualified to cut hair seems to think that all guys like their hair short. Which is why I hardly ever get my hair cut. [Edited on 8/26/2005]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xsjado thats actually a pretty good idea....except i hate shaved heads [/quote] Damn - Don't be hatin on the shaved head! It's not too bad. I was already beginning to lose my hair. Instead of the Homer Simpson look or the Donald Trump comb-over, I went for the Natural Born Killer/Mad Russian/Vin Diesel look. Not too shabby. Plus I save $ on shampoo!

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  • Haircut once a year , student price : $7 (+ a very thoughtfull guy in the gameshop) = The secret for buying more games

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  • thats actually a pretty good idea....except i hate shaved heads

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  • I have shaved my head for 1.5 yrs now. I save like $15/month, which goes toward more games!!!

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  • i hate it when u think ur hair is longer than it really is so u tell them to take a [b][i]LITTLE[/b][/i] bit off and they take like another inch and a half off so ur hair is too short!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halifax I walk into the haircut place and tell them I want a haircut. So they tell me to wait for 20 minutes. Lucky me, because everyone who came after me had to wait from 45-75 minutes. Anywho, after watching this little girl stare at me in fear for awhile, I finally got called up. Yes sir, I was the "chosen one" and I was about to be a couple pounds less. So they sit me in the chair and here is where I give you the scenario through dialogue. Lady: How do you want your hair cut? Me: Shorter. Lady: Short of the top or just the bottom? Me: Just shorter. Lady: What number? Me: What the devil are you talking about? Lady: What number of razor? Me: Uhh, How many razors do you have and why do I care? Lady: No, that means how short it is. The lower the number, the sho- Me: Whatever, I don't know. I have no opinion. Random guy: Pick 3. Me: Ok, 3. *Clip clip* At this point, I notice that my hair is much shorter..in fact, it looks buzzed. My horror had reached new heights. Lady: Alright, do you want it shorter? Me: No. Lady: Okay then. *Blow dries* Lady: Now I'll just take a little more off the top. Me: What? NO! NO! I WILL STAB THOSE SCISSORS RIGHT THROUGH YOUR EYE AND START SNIPPING! Lady: Okay. *Snip snip* Me: No tip for you! I would also like to mention that when I was sprayed by the bottle of doom, they managed to hit me in the face several times. So for the rest of the time (since I was practically tied down) I had to sit there with water running down my face...actually, it was more like a leisurely walk down my face, while yanking out grass at the same time. [/quote] You must be me. The same thing happened to me yesterday.

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  • I get my hair cut like once a year . Rebellious hair isn't suitable with a formal outfit at a funeral.

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  • i go to some salon type place....its alright, but they have mest up my hair a few times... but its a rip kinda, $20 bux for a cut is alot....and i went to go get highlights but they were like $50 bux!....that place is expensive but worth it. cuz at least the people know what theyre doing.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LethalReap Not the place I go to, HOT CHIXORZ! ALL THAT WORK THERE!!! HOT CHIXORZ!!![/quote] lol, sounds like you go to the place that I work in. It's like... beautiful girl city... I'm just glad I'm one of them ;) But as far as the hair thing goes... never EVER go to a cheap place like the Hair cuttery or anything... any place that charges less then 10 bucks for a HC for a guy is for the 'fresh out of hairschool' newbs. BASICALLY you're getting a cheap cut because the person doing your hair is a butcher.. simple as that. Spend the extra few bucks and you'll get a decent chop.

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  • Lethal, quote the post that says "Damn" in it. It should work then.

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    Stop quote me it doesnt work anymore. But I will soon make a thread about ghost. So post there.

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  • you failed

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EL Quote this and be amazed.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Twinfire0 Try again with the same post.[/quote]

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  • i like getting haircuts when hot ladys give em to you.

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  • Try again with the same post.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Twinfire0 Damn, try and quote this one.[/quote]

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  • Damn, try and quote this one.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Twinfire0 Alrighty, quote this and you will be enlightened.[/quote]

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  • There you go...

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Twinfire0 No, the post that says Hello needler my old friend, I've come to dual weild you again. Cuz the little pricks at matchmaking, dododododododo... LALALALALA!!!!!!! [/quote]

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  • No, the post that says "Alrighty guote this"

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EL nope you're not doing it right.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Twinfire0 Ok, try it again guys.[/quote]

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    nope you're not doing it right.

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