I love these jokes, if you have any, by all means enlighten us.
here are a few of my own.
Confucious say that man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Confucious say that women who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.
Confucious say that man who lives in glass house, dresses in basement
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Confucious say, "Baseball wrong! Man with four balls cannot walk!" [Edited on 8/19/2005]
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Who's Confucious?
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An oriental philosopher.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XXJackalSniperXX Who's Confucious?[/quote] an ancient chinese philosepher
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Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger [Edited on 8/19/2005]