Years ago
In this very restaurant
The Hash Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook
Just. like. You.
Only Clumsier!
The one night, when he was CUTTING the Patties
It happened
He forgot the secret sauce?
No
He didn't wash his hands
No
Irregular portions?
NO!
He cut off his own hand by mistake!
You mean like this?
Or like this? x8
Except he wasn't a sponge
So?
SO IT DIDNT GROW BACK
AHHHH NO!
And replaced his hand with a rusty spatulas
And he got hit by a bus
And at his funeral they fired him!
Now every- what night is it?
Tuesday
Tuesday Night! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab, to reap his horrible vengeance...
*gasp* But today's Tuesday Night
Then he'll be coming
How do we know?
There are 3 signs that signal the approach of the Hash Slinging Slasher
First the lights will flicker on and off, next-
Dude can I have some ketchup
Oh here you go
Next the phone will ring and there will be nobody there
Finally the Hash Slinger Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over
He exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways.
Because he's already dead.
He taps on the window with his greasy spatula hand
He opens the door
*screech*
He slowly approaches the counter...
You know what he does next?
What?
You really want to know?
What?
Are you sure you want to know?
WHAT WHAT WHAT DOES HE DO?!
He gets ya!
*SCREAMING*
*laughing*
Edit: Someone tell me how this is a shitpost
I legitimately wrote this out, and it isn't about alligators.
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#Offtopic
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Nosferratu??
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"Flatter the costomer Patrick make them feel good." Knock knock Opens door "Hello?" "I love you."
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WHAAAAAAT?! THE CLASH SINGING DANCER?!
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Nyehhhhhh squidward?
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Shhh dont say his name
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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Shit. complete shit. HES COMING THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!!!!!
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hashslingingslasher = synth
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No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. And neither is horseradish
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*Proceeds to munch on his own hands like popcorn*
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Bold & Brash
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"That was an oval! It has to be a circle!"
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You guys slinging hash? [spoiler]I'll buy some hash[/spoiler]
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Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL *Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True: ... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO *This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N': MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM *Now Find The Mistake: ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ *Something You Really Want, After the countdown!!!!! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20 minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite [spoiler]sorry[/spoiler]
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[b] [/b]
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I didn't realize until now that the writers for that show are -blam!-ing geniuses.
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Is this show still on air?
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Hey Squidward I'm washing the tables...At night I BURNT MY HAND...At night Night 10×
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ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS?!?!?!?!?!?!
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[b]ESCALATORS!!![/b] [spoiler]eels..[/spoiler]
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FIRMLY GRASP IT
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[b][u]I'm[/u][/b] Dirty Dan.
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The trash singing... The... the... the bash ringing flinging?
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Wtf, I was just about to change my name to this
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nukes ocean
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NO SQIUDWARD THATS AN OVAL!