We ran a 5 kilometer race today and my friends want to do a 10 kilometer race. I really don't want to run 10k.
edit: i swear to god. if this trends.
edit 2: if i run races, does that make me a racist?
edit C: lift off. we have lift off. we are now trending.
edit IV; A New Post: I love how people are talking about actual foot races instead of how this post made your heart skip a beat. And if you know the reference in the edit... ten points to griffindor.
edit V: the ninjas strike back: to prevent this from going off topic, post your favorite exotic below.
edit VI: return of the octopus: I had to take a poop real bad. I'm back though. again, if you know the reference in my past 3 edits... ten points to griffindor.
edit VII: The ninjas awakens: sad day. the post is now in off topic. well, it was fun while it lasted.
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#satire